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I'll never sleep. I'll never die. Vigoda forever.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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There are cobwebs and probably spiders all over me.
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You might be EXPECTING to last 30 years longer than The DMAN. Doesn't mean it's happening.
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If I died right now I'd be like "makes sense."
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I know I stomped @Turk February guts out his ass on this Canadian Thankgiving Boxing Day, but he's a good boy and he deserves this
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Sleep is for the WEAK
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We can make that happen, VMAN.
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I triple dog dare ya
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Big boot... LEG DROP!!! TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is down for the count!
Wait! What's that? He's mumbling something...
The DMAN: No stranger to slaying 3 dogs at once. FUCK MEXICO NORTH
Wait! What's that? He's mumbling something...
The DMAN: No stranger to slaying 3 dogs at once. FUCK MEXICO NORTH
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I concede defeat. I lost thanksgiving.
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STILL awake
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Vigoda don't miss, nyucka
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I won Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Naw @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda won fair and square. I fucking fell asleep after laying down for a minute of rest. I was out. He's the champion of Canadian Thanksgiving. The better man won, and is traditional in Ontario I will be sacrificing my family to Canadian god on the pyre.
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I got cocky. I thought my strategy of using as little energy as possible would help last. I didn't realize it would make me sleepier.
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Working for a few hours saved my ass. It has before.
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Your friend got a door out of it too. I'd love a fucking door. Live and learn I guess.
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Reminds me of the classic story of the tortoise and the hare. There was a tortoise who agreed to race a hare, and the hare had a crippling addiction to penis chinese penis, and fell asleep in the road and was torn to pieces by coyotes and was fuuuuuucked.