The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never sleep. I'll never die. Vigoda forever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never sleep. I'll never die. Vigoda forever.

There are cobwebs and probably spiders all over me.

 

[DMAN]

"what do you have to be thankful for"

How about that my life expectancy is 30 years longer than yours and my internet works?

You might be EXPECTING to last 30 years longer than The DMAN. Doesn't mean it's happening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You might be EXPECTING to last 30 years longer than The DMAN. Doesn't mean it's happening.

If I died right now I'd be like "makes sense."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know I stomped @Turk February guts out his ass on this Canadian Thankgiving Boxing Day, but he's a good boy and he deserves this

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sleep is for the WEAK

 

[DMAN]

If I died right now I'd be like "makes sense."

We can make that happen, VMAN.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We can make that happen, VMAN.

I triple dog dare ya

 

[DMAN]

Big boot... LEG DROP!!! TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is down for the count!
Wait! What's that? He's mumbling something...

I triple dog dare ya

The DMAN: No stranger to slaying 3 dogs at once. FUCK MEXICO NORTH

 

[Turk February]

I concede defeat. I lost thanksgiving.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

STILL awake

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Sorry guys I had to sleep so I could wake up and laugh at chinese guys all day

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Vigoda don't miss, nyucka

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I won Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

Naw @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda won fair and square. I fucking fell asleep after laying down for a minute of rest. I was out. He's the champion of Canadian Thanksgiving. The better man won, and is traditional in Ontario I will be sacrificing my family to Canadian god on the pyre.

 

[Turk February]

I got cocky. I thought my strategy of using as little energy as possible would help last. I didn't realize it would make me sleepier.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got cocky. I thought my strategy of using as little energy as possible would help last. I didn't realize it would make me sleepier.

Working for a few hours saved my ass. It has before.

 

[Turk February]

Working for a few hours saved my ass. It has before.

Your friend got a door out of it too. I'd love a fucking door. Live and learn I guess.

 

[Turk February]

Reminds me of the classic story of the tortoise and the hare. There was a tortoise who agreed to race a hare, and the hare had a crippling addiction to penis chinese penis, and fell asleep in the road and was torn to pieces by coyotes and was fuuuuuucked.