The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Oh and he was also gay and bad at karate.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh and he was also gay and bad at karate.

I've heard from your sensei that your karate is excellent.

 

[Turk February]

I've heard from your sensei that your karate is excellent.

I'm talking in metaphor. It's just how the parable was taught to me in school.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're a parablegic

 

[Turk February]

You're a parablegic

I appreciate the compliment but I'm inconsolable.

 

[TravisPickle]

61 pages of two Canadians raking each others leaves, so beautiful.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So Tim Hortons has these flatbread pizzas. They're not filling at all but God damn, they're alright.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to sleep now. God bless the Canadians. God Bless Canada.

 

[Turk February]

So Tim Hortons has these flatbread pizzas. They're not filling at all but God damn, they're alright.

Dude. They're pitas with pizza toppings on them in a toaster oven. I wouldn't eat that shit and I eat anything.

 

[TravisPickle]

Dude. They're pitas with pizza toppings on them in a toaster oven. I wouldn't eat that shit and I eat anything.

They're decent when you're stoned and in a hurry.

 

[Turk February]

(I didn't actually sleep. This is all a massive ploy to get that dummy to sleep before me)

 

[Turry]

61 pages of two Canadians raking each others leaves, so beautiful.

Hey I was here until the penis chinese penis took me out of the game. Now I'm up, had my cup of dog piss and I'm ready to do it all over again

 

[Turk February]

It is true. Turry was here for much of Canadian Thanksgiving drinking piss and snorting penis chinese penis. He contributed much. He just didn't participate in the traditional Thanksgiving game of self harm by sleep deprivation.

 

[Turry]

I have a massive sleep debt due to being way too fucking cool and liberated for a few years so I can't play around with that anymore.

 

[TravisPickle]

It is true. Turry was here for much of Canadian Thanksgiving drinking piss and snorting penis chinese penis. He contributed much. He just didn't participate in the traditional Thanksgiving game of self harm by sleep deprivation.

Im scared to go back and actually read the thread now. Penis chinese penis?

SABBATH BLOODY SAABBBBBATHHHH

 

[Turk February]

My only regret is we didn't get to 69 pages. As is traditional.

 

[Turry]

Im scared to go back and actually read the thread now. Penis chinese penis?

SABBATH BLOODY SAABBBBBATHHHH
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We laughed, we cried, we bullied any non-Canadians who thought they could fucking waltz in here and join the party.

 

[Turk February]

Im scared to go back and actually read the thread now. Penis chinese penis?

SABBATH BLOODY SAABBBBBATHHHH
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You haven't been affected by the penis chinese penis epidemic? Must feel nice to be so privileged.

 

[Turry]

I left the Liberal Party of Canada because postmodernism has made them into fascists who can't accept my deep love for PCP and hot dog piss.

 

[Turk February]

I left the Liberal Party of Canada because postmodernism has made them into fascists who can't accept my deep love for PCP and hot dog piss.

There's progressivism but then there's disrespect for tradition. It's complicated but you can't be trying to tell people to stop drinking piss.