The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Unrelated to this shit, do you like Refused?

I used to. In my new grounds days I made a fan video for them. I kind of grew out of em

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to. In my new grounds days I made a fan video for them. I kind of grew out of em

Have you ever seen La Dispute live?

 

[Turk February]

We made it it's 6 AM. The traditional time to kick the the Indians out and sleep. What a Thanksgiving

 

[Turk February]

Have you ever seen La Dispute live?

No.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We made it it's 6 AM. The traditional time to kick the the Indians out and sleep. What a Thanksgiving

I love you, brother. Thank YOU.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry's a bitch and will be rebuked and shunned.

 

[Turk February]

Turry's a bitch and will be rebuked and shunned.

Turry put in a solid 8 to 10 hours. He did good. Canadians cherish our kindness. Be kind to poor sleepy Turry.

 

[Turk February]

I'm so fucking drunk and tired. Hungry too. This is a fucked up day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry put in a solid 8 to 10 hours. He did good. Canadians cherish our kindness. Be kind to poor sleepy Turry.

His shoulder hurts real bad too. Do I have little brown cherubic toddlers tucking me in saying the cutest shit possible for my tennis elbow? NO.

 

[Turk February]

His shoulder hurts real bad too. Do I have little brown cherubic toddlers tucking me in saying the cutest shit possible for my tennis elbow? NO.

Have you called Boq? He's got free time now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm so fucking drunk and tired. Hungry too. This is a fucked up day.

It was a fantastic Canadian Thanksgiving. You'll hate everything today though. I'll sleep for like 40 minutes and feel great because I'm a fucking superhuman monster like Marky Mark. I'll dig a hole in the earth and fuck the world.

 

[Turk February]

It was a fantastic Canadian Thanksgiving. You'll hate everything today though. I'll sleep for like 40 minutes and feel great because I'm a fucking superhuman monster like Marky Mark. I'll dig a hole in the earth and fuck the world.

I'll sleep until 4 PM and then avoid all my responsibilities cuz I'm a fucking ass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gotta get up gotta get out gotta get a penis chinese penis til the morrrnin comes

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Last Canadian Standing, babeh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I win the Interprovincial Heavyweight Title Of The World and the Penis Chinese Penis On A Pole Match.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have WON Canadian Thanksgiving!

THAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT, GODDAMMIT I DID IT!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I AM!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I said "at least six in the mo'nin'. Bitch ass Turk tapped out, very much like a commie would. So I guess this is just ol Abe flyin' solo until we reach 69 pages for Canada.

 

[Turk February]

It wasn't a contest. It's just an excuse to drink dog piss with friends. Like in 1988 when Canada was founded.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well, here's a little ditty I learned from my beloved Nan.

Black people have velcro for hair
Black people they don't give a care
Black people are fat-lipped and gay
Black people fuckin get in my way
Black people we should just cage them all
Cuz Black people aren't people at all

-Nana Vigoda

 

[Turk February]

Well, here's a little ditty I learned from my beloved Nan.

Black people have velcro for hair
Black people they don't give a care
Black people are fat-lipped and gay
Black people fuckin get in my way
Black people we should just cage them all
Cuz Black people aren't people at all

-Nana Vigoda

What the fuck happened.