Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[Honoria]

If it's real, I don't think it's us or Kiwi or anything. It's someone who maybe lurks on the Farms or here.

The problem with Pat becoming a bigger lolcow is that he's gone beyond these tiny sites and is now mainstream. If someone actually messes with him it's probably the same type of person who messes with Daniel Larson-types.

Do you think he called the cops about the theft? Awkward.

 

[Honoria]

also he's spent the past two days yelling at people on Twitter that Palestine doesn't matter and vote Biden or shut the fuck up. Has he considered that maybe one of them Googled "Pat Tomlinson", found the address, and did this?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If it's real, I don't think it's us or Kiwi or anything. It's someone who maybe lurks on the Farms or here.

The problem with Pat becoming a bigger lolcow is that he's gone beyond these tiny sites and is now mainstream. If someone actually messes with him it's probably the same type of person who messes with Daniel Larson-types.

Do you think he called the cops about the theft? Awkward.

Help! Someone stole my chairs made from pallets! Oh, and I’m also suing you officer child. See you in court after you find my chairs.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

They're in a burn pile somewhere now, fatass

 

[wbgreen]

also he's spent the past two days yelling at people on Twitter that Palestine doesn't matter and vote Biden or shut the fuck up. Has he considered that maybe one of them Googled "Pat Tomlinson", found the address, and did this?

He makes enemies on his own side and somehow doesn't expect blowback. I suspect Bernie Sanders supporters were the ones who got his Twitter suspended during the 2020 election. Fatty had been cunty to them for months and they are just as self-righteous and chronically online as he.

 

[UnPRePared]

Hi, this is... Fatty Fat Marathoncheater?

I answered YOUR Craigslist ad for free Adirondack chairs, and now there's atalkers on my house, and splinters on my ass!

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

The fact that he now knows of the Craigslist ad, but did not interact with the folks who 'stole' them, implies that additional people have shown up to Rick's house today, seen no chairs, and then knocked on his door asking him about the listing and if they're still available. It's the only way he could have found it. He'd just blame 'stlalklers' and not 'innocent people' otherwise.

It's probably still happening. Have a nice day, Rick.

(this is in the off-chance this actually happened and isn't just another false flag gayop of his)

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Hi, this is... Fatty Fat Marathoncheater?

I answered YOUR Craigslist ad for free Adirondack chairs, and now there's atalkers on my house, and splinters on my ass!

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

I wonder if we'll get some ransom photos soon from the Kiwifarms user that stole them. Get a saw, cut a little bit off them at a time and send patrick picture updates. We're gonna torture your pallet chairs to death sort of thing

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

STILL oinking on Threads. Hahaha

 

[Honoria]

The prank would have been 100 times funnier if he had been home, because then he's constantly running out squealing at random people and hoping Craigslist takes the ad down. He also doesn't have much of a story to post on social media. It's very convenient that he was "out" at a "concert"!

I love that he gets his balls busted on Threads.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

STILL oinking on Threads. Hahaha

Anyone find Rick's new 'Welp, please gibme back muh chairs' post yet?
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Pat can't-see-the-funny-side-of-anything Tomlinson strikes again.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Good observation. Seems like its almost staged. Will need more information. It shows it was posted 16hours ago from the time pat made the tweet. Plus how did he find that ad? Who comes home from a concert at midnight, notices lawn chairs were missing, and goes straight to craigslist and finds the ad right away? He just happened to be gone when they came by.

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So bitchtits hates Kyle Rittenhouse but he's willing to murder someone over stealing his splintery scrap wood chairs?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course he’s shitting on the police

I’m pretty sure police have to focus on dangerous crimes and murders currently. Not two shitty chairs made from rotting wood.

 

[CQ Beans]

That’s not the way that happened, you fat piece of shit. Btw, nice having your poorly designed chairs stolen, you 1.7 asshat.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Fatso has stated that his security camera captures videos in 30 sec intervals. Even though it's undoubtably a shitty, cheap camera, it should be high quality enough to capture the license plate when the truck pulled in. The truck is parked at an angle, so the license plate would be visible when it pulled in and out. Since he has the license plate number, the Criagslist ad trying to find out who took it is unnecessary.

You'd think someone who's battling a terroristic cult of cyber criminals would upgrade his camera set up. Even those ring cameras are better than that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hours of labor? To look that shitty?

Also saw this - shut up pig. Wolfmother and the Foo Fighters aren’t new.

You listen to butt rock, pig.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I hate how he always says "me and my family" to make it sound more serious. You don't have a family, retard. It's just you and your ugly wife and nobody is "trying to kill you". If anyone was, then they're pretty shit at it aren't they. Moron.

 

[Black Pat]

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[BoqsDiaperHat]

On the off-chance this wasn't staged, or he didn't break them with the heft of his ample ass, he can rest assured they'll be returned as soon as the person who took them sits in one and sees how shittily they're made.

They were probably used as firewood