Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[Gay Faggot.]

Nice try, Pat.

You have not earned the right to call me “Pat”, child. Nice try wit da hate though.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I wonder if we'll get some ransom photos soon from the Kiwifarms user that stole them. Get a saw, cut a little bit off them at a time and send patrick picture updates. We're gonna torture your pallet chairs to death sort of thing

Even a great big fat person sitting on them would do it

 

[Mike Glyer]

Lmao is this real?? Okeechobee takes Pat's suffering and uses it as the basis for one of his spectacular puns? You can't say nothing good came out of this, Pat.

Abe, your ghost has dementia!

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Rick breaking out the classic lies today in pining for cat lady sympathy.

"Why isn't Dan, BDA or Boomia in prison, Richard? You have their names." "Your life is already over, stlaker. You aren't owed answers, only prison. Enjoy."

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fucking ribs. Rick reacting predictably to good advice given on Threads. Childing like he's childed the MPD when they've told him not to post about every "SWATTT".

 

[Steve Ramone]

This is hilarious, so it couldn't be Pat or kiwis, unless there is a secret haiku hidden in the ad. Probably someone he pissed off with his anti-palestine rhetoric yesterday.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Has he posted proof of a police report?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fucking ribs. Rick reacting predictably to good advice given on Threads. Childing like he's childed the MPD when they've told him not to post about every "SWATTT".
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Wait, the people doing it are also checking the police report to see if it’s real? Sounds far-fetched.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Fucking ribs. Rick reacting predictably to good advice given on Threads. Childing like he's childed the MPD when they've told him not to post about every "SWATTT".
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Why us?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat is REALLY not happy with this guy - I AM A FAMOUS PERSON BECAUSE OF MY SWATTING SITUATION!!

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOWFFFFFFF!!!!!1!

Pig spiralling. Give my nigga Connor an invite!

 

[stealthygeek]

Fucking ribs. Rick reacting predictably to good advice given on Threads. Childing like he's childed the MPD when they've told him not to post about every "SWATTT".
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Ribs. connorthe.destroyer is still pulling at Rick's curly tail.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is REALLY not happy with this guy - I AM A FAMOUS PERSON BECAUSE OF MY SWATTING SITUATION!!
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That sent him into a drinking rage. I could feel his blood pressure rise through the posts.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Ribs. connorthe.destroyer is still pulling at Rick's curly tail.

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[Toothless Enthusiast]

Jackie: STOP RESPONDING
Pig: All of your 'solutions' DO. NOT. WORK

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOWFFFFFFF!!!!!1!

Pig spiralling. Give my nigga Connor an invite!

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Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen Pat go all caps before.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS A SOCIOPATH!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ribs. connorthe.destroyer is still pulling at Rick's curly tail.

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“Support Network”

That’s Lynne - she won’t spring to pay for them to live elsewhere since she has to keep an eye on her dumb daughter and retard husband. She helped them get that house so they could rent part of it to pay the mortgage since they can’t be trusted to hold actual paying jobs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jackie: STOP RESPONDING
Pig: All of your 'solutions' DO. NOT. WORK

Pat claims he’s doing the correct actions yet is also the most swatted man in the world. Sounds like he’s doing the worst thing possible for his situation.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Connor rules. Look at how easy it is to get the pig oinking.