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That one is credible for a bit, line about the oil based stain bringing out the grain and a funster/OnA reference in the seller.
This latest one stinks of Kiwi
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Someone stole Pats pallet chairs
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That one is credible for a bit, line about the oil based stain bringing out the grain and a funster/OnA reference in the seller.
This latest one stinks of Kiwi
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Certainly not downsizing his tits.
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Who is @CQ_Beans
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It's probably not Pat, but it's not anyone here or the ad would've had a funny reference or two. Kiwi bit confirmed.
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No references to da show?
No humor?
Copying a previous bit?
It’s either one of the new unfunny faggot kiwi types, a false fat, or Dan
No humor?
Copying a previous bit?
It’s either one of the new unfunny faggot kiwi types, a false fat, or Dan
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He’s up 6am his time to oink at the rascals - sounds like it’s gonna be a long angry day for piggy
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Faggot
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I am surprised he didn’t call the people “gullible” for believing such an obviously fake ad.
Cooperate with me and return my bespoke chairs, gullible fools.
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Why would I need to downsize, stlaker baby child? I’ve been the same size since high school.
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oh my god
he's made frumpy Nikki clones
so autistic that they'd just walk to the chair and load them in their fat car
he's made frumpy Nikki clones
so autistic that they'd just walk to the chair and load them in their fat car
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Hopefully whoever took them responds to him 'The chairs were free and now belong to me as the Craiglist listing you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly'.
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That “downsize” comment really got him angry, someone is projecting!
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Alright i’ll autistically correcT the record so no one thinks i’m saying something
1. User on here makes Facebook Marketplace post like 9 months ago All that results from it are people messaging the poster. Anyone who texts the number listed just gets told they’re going to prison. NO ONE GOES TO GET THE CHAIRS.
2. Some Kiwi decided to copy our bit, and, in their tride and true fashion, go too far literally telling people to go to his house and just steal the chairs
3A. Patrick sees this and tells Niki to get her hoodie and lift the chairs to blame it on us
3B. Niggers act on the Kiwi post and take the chairs
or he created the post itself but i think the above is more likely
1. User on here makes Facebook Marketplace post like 9 months ago All that results from it are people messaging the poster. Anyone who texts the number listed just gets told they’re going to prison. NO ONE GOES TO GET THE CHAIRS.
2. Some Kiwi decided to copy our bit, and, in their tride and true fashion, go too far literally telling people to go to his house and just steal the chairs
3A. Patrick sees this and tells Niki to get her hoodie and lift the chairs to blame it on us
3B. Niggers act on the Kiwi post and take the chairs
or he created the post itself but i think the above is more likely
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@Salted Earth Truffle comment? Not on Kiwifarms, I mean on here1997 Toyota Tacoma has claimed full responsibility for the pallet chair incident on kiwifarms
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Why are you here? You aren't funny and no one likes you.
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I got my mom that exact same patio umbrella for Mother's Day and now I feel like an extremely cheap fuck.
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You're confusing that with something about the Mustang I think which was an obvious joke Pat already tried to capitalize on by saying repo men came to get it without even knocking on his door.