Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[JebJoh]

Hi, this is... Fatty Fat Marathoncheater?

I answered YOUR Craigslist ad for free Adirondack chairs, and now there's atalkers on my house, and splinters on my ass!

 

[JebJoh]

Leave the hilarity to the professionals

 

[PorqueDealer]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lmao is this real?? Okeechobee takes Pat's suffering and uses it as the basis for one of his spectacular puns? You can't say nothing good came out of this, Pat.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I hope he gets sued when one of those fat lesbians try to sit on the chair and fucks her spine up

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

@Null, nice real nice.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Of course he’s shitting on the police
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I’m pretty sure police have to focus on dangerous crimes and murders currently. Not two shitty chairs made from rotting wood.

Yeah she can't fathom that he chose to live in the "big city" where cops have more important things to do and property crimes often go unsolved. Whereas if he lived in a place like his "Podunk" home town they might actually have a deputy follow up on it.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I hate how he always says "me and my family" to make it sound more serious. You don't have a family, retard. It's just you and your ugly wife and nobody is "trying to kill you". If anyone was, then they're pretty shit at it aren't they. Moron.

To be fair to him he's been trying to wrap his head around "...and me/I" for and while and I think this is the closest he's ever gotten to nailing it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

HOW CONVENIENT that he was at a concert JUSSSSSSSST when the cairglister came to pick them up!

Nikki probably wanted to get rid of them due to being ugly but didn't want to hrut the feelings of special boy

 

[T. Booth Willy]

The chairs are technically worthless. They're made out of garbage so besides a buck or 2 worth of stain the only other cost is time. Rick is unemployed so his time ain't worth shit. I do want to see what insane number he comes up with though. If Ade posts an ad selling his stupid chairs I will die laughing

 

[CQ Beans]

I swear to God this is the funniest shit coming out of the Patverse since Pat suing a black police officer for swatting himself. The forums better get busy righting itself for Norton’s sake lest Thor throws Jimmy out a window because this is normally how this goes. Seriously, if Fatso’s case lingers any longer Tranth is going to die of a fucking heart attack.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I don't think Pat did this. Sure to guy's willing to swat himself, vandalize his own property, and provide false evidence in court; but stealing his own chairs?! That's just a bridge too far.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Notice the behavioral pattern of needing to mention a completely irrelevant event (concert) in the same tweet as the theft. He's so 1.7 incapable of admitting his response to trolls was a bad idea, that he can't bring himself to post an L without the cope of "my life is great! I'm at Aria concert!" mixed in.

Same pattern as the Penguicon blogpost. Instead of "I didn't attend last year" it was "My wife and I went on an international vacation on a date that made it logistically complicated to attend, child!"

"Welp, I went to jail for contempt. Other inmates LOVE my homemade hot sauce!"

 

[N64 Cube]

Fat and Niggy were busy seeing 2 old has-been bands last night

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/status/1790786596918173777#m

Edit- Not sure if this has been talked about yet, but Pat has a second job as a gun instructor

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/status/1790487775474524162#m

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not that anyone cares, Fat and Niggy were busy seeing 2 old has-been bands last night

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/status/1790786596918173777#m

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He only went because both are known to cry about Trump the whole time.

Also funny because he posted this that he is always discovering new music

New sounds? Pat these bands have been around longer than you’ve been alive. The only “new sounds” are whatever bands Niki likes since his musical taste is Trapt and Foo Fighters. Pat never listened to Social Distortion or Bad Religion - these are Niki bands.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Notice the behavioral pattern of needing to mention a completely irrelevant event (concert) in the same tweet as the theft. He's so 1.7 incapable of admitting his response to trolls was a bad idea, that he can't bring himself to post an L without the cope of "my life is great! I'm at Aria concert!" mixed in.

Same pattern as the Penguicon blogpost. Instead of "I didn't attend last year" it was "My wife and I went on an international vacation on a date that made it logistically complicated to attend, child!"

"Welp, I went to jail for contempt. Other inmates LOVE my homemade hot sauce!"

Also funny how upset he was at the ad saying he’s “downsizing” EVERYTHING IS FINR WERE NOT HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS, I SWEAR!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny if the OnA board tracked down the 2 pallet chair fuchitive?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny if the OnA board tracked down the 2 pallet chair fuchitive?

Nice try, Pat.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Lyndon Evans had a hearty chuckle at the water cooler this morning with a couple pals.

"Did you hear Lyndon?"

"Hear what?"

"That fat guy suing you got his pallet chairs taken away by Craigslisters."

"AHHHHH SHEEEITTT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAA *Patrice laugh*."

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I don't think Pat did this. Sure to guy's willing to swat himself, vandalize his own property, and provide false evidence in court; but stealing his own chairs?! That's just a bridge too far.

Those chairs really tied the hovel together