Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[EraGodless]

“outside my wife’s office tower”
Only to Pat are an office job and that wife of his status symbols.

Great minds
Didn't see your post.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“Handmade Adirondack chairs” THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

 

[mooner]

This has Rick’s hooves all over it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Those fucking chairs are worth less than the pallets they came from. They belong in the trash

 

[Udders]

Looks like women. Mewler, Bam, and OldGravyEgg, you're all in deep trouble!

 

[TorpidSloth]

On the off-chance this wasn't staged, or he didn't break them with the heft of his ample ass, he can rest assured they'll be returned as soon as the person who took them sits in one and sees how shittily they're made.

 

[PickleRickle]

This is a Kiwi bit. I first seen them pull this off with noted goon Cyrax. If he didnt false fat himself, he must be fuming. He was so proud of those stupid fucking chairs. This would be a good time for Boomia to start flexing his own chairs again.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I feel sorry for the person who drove all that way to only discover that chairs which can potentially go for several hundred dollars are in fact little more than badly constructed scrap.

They've probably already been burned.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

How does he expect a normal person to react to 'you have become an accomplice to criminal stalkers who tricked you into stealing my wooden chairs, please respond to me'?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The more I read the ad. Its just not how Pat speaks.

Now he cant have tea and white bread in the mornings while listening to the sound of dumpsters being collected.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Now he has to update the Airbnb pictures!! I see the Mustang is still there while he's at a concert, did "fuck gender roles" Patrick make his zonked out wife drive to the concert?

 

[fricklefrackle]

"Free" Adirondack chairs - free stuff - craigslist

If you responded to a Craigslist ad offering free handmade Adirondack chairs in an alley off N Oakland Ave at just after 7pm tonight, you were tricked by criminal stalkers into stealing our...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

Lol fat cocksucker is trying to get them back
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[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Where does Niki even park her car? Pat has his Mustang and two little bikes in the carport area. Does he make Niki park in the street? Misogynistic asshole.

Niki parks in the street. Tyrone parks it in Niki. Whoomp Whoomp

 

[PorqueDealer]

When Pat ignores his trolls, they start doubling or tripling down....
THEY STOLE MY FUCKING AIRONDECKS LYNNE I TOLD YOU I NEED TO KEEP REPLYING

[scene closes on fatrick closing down a browser tab: Craigslist - Inbox [email protected]]

 

[guest]

They never leave the house and all of a sudden the one time they do, it lined up with someone taking their chairs.

 

[PorqueDealer]

At no point does the person who wants to collect these chairs think of messaging the "seller" to say you will be by to pick them up shortly, please remove the advert so someone doesnt take them while you are en route and waste the journey?

I'm assuming they were very local and just took a punt that they would still be there and don't value their time in the least.

They'll be available soon to collect, just outside of Portage for only $7

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I don’t really know shit about US law but it’s a dumb prank because you’re inciting someone to commit a crime. If Pat is doing it to himself he’s extra dumb considering his current lawsuit with the MPD. Time to put an actual fence up around your poverty garden, Fatty.

 

[peckafacce]

I don’t really know shit about US law but it’s a dumb prank because you’re inciting someone to commit a crime. If Pat is doing it to himself he’s extra dumb considering his current lawsuit with the MPD. Time to put an actual fence up around your poverty garden, Fatty.

Like someone said above, Pat never leaves his house. He no long brags about future tips or events. The one time he leaves his house this happens. It’s 100% a false flag

 

[BoomerSperg]

Toxic garbage chairs stolen. Fake Craigslist ads. MILWAUKEE IN DISTRESS!!!

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I'm guessing when Pat returned home to find his chairs gone he didn't find it very.....






























palatable








Fat nigger.