So I am going to be in Milwaukee/at hooligans in June

[Volkov]

Wow... This guy seems like he's got a bunch of other shit going on in his life that he's projecting on me.

But yeah I'm already crossing state lines to go to a show and I'm going to be right near a bar that lives in infamy. I'm a private citizen and I can go where I want and sit and have dinner as long as I don't get anyone's face or make any threats. As for all that other stuff you said, I really hope they find whoever hurt you, bruh.

And I'm posting it way beforehand because I think it's much funnier that fatty knows that I'm coming and can't do anything about it because there's nothing illegal about what I'm doing. I'm going to have a couple of drinks, have a meal politely pay for me stuff and take a few pictures while I'm in there. But I want him to Jim Norton seethe and brood over the fact that he knows that I'm going to be there in 2 months and he can't do shit about it.

You don't have to justify yourself to me. Keep lying to yourself though and grow a pair.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Pat's corkscrew tail won't be seen anywhere near hooligans until the fall now. You might want to stop by the swingin door while you're there. Just for a drink of course.

 

[guest]

Pat's corkscrew tail won't be seen anywhere near hooligans until the fall now. You might want to stop by the swingin door while you're there. Just for a drink of course.

Well according to Yelp they have excellent food so I want to get something to eat too while I'm there.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d try to engage him like you would any other stranger at a bar. Make small talk, see what he brings up, see if he tries to hand sell you a book, see if he mentions twitter, etc. I have to imagine his paranoia is through the roof so it’d be interesting to see if he’s cautious/standoffish or if he’ll blab everything to you like he did to Josiah

 

[guest]

I’d try to engage him like you would any other stranger at a bar. Make small talk, see what he brings up, see if he tries to hand sell you a book, see if he mentions twitter, etc. I have to imagine his paranoia is through the roof so it’d be interesting to see if he’s cautious/standoffish or if he’ll blab everything to you like he did to Josiah

I actually really just wanted to walk up to him and be like "Hey, I'm so and so but I'm one of those idiots from the OnA Forums, I just wanted to buy you a couple beers and see if we can't work out some kind of ceasefire between you and the site" and just see if he went for it. TBH I think it would actually be pretty cool to have an autographed novel from the biggest douche in the universe.

 

[Bigsmooth]

My favorite was the kid that was holding the sign that said "I attend more WWE shows than Brock Lesnar does"

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

If Pat's sitting at the bar when you go make sure to walk by and crop dust him any chance you get.

 

[Jizz]

please don't ever apologize for liking wrestling brotherman!

 

[stealthygeek]

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Cool it with the Lawless posting, guys.

 

[guest]

Cool it with the Lawless posting, guys.

Hey!

HEY!!!

....be nice.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Me and my gf are going up to Milwaukee for an AEW taping (yes I realize I'm a tremendous faggot and nerd because I like wrestling but let's get over that part) the important thing is I'll be stopping by hooligans if anybody wants to meet up and have a couple.

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison) for funny shit I can say/do to the customers and/or staff there.

Update: if you live in the Milwaukee area and want to have a few on me, slide into my DMs.

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.

If you really want to trigger some sort of Patrick discussion or perhaps encounter, go alone and quietly read Starship Repo at the bar.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I think that you should conduct yourself civilly, but when it comes time to pay, you should definitely say something to the effect of, "I'll pay with cash, as I have heard that you guys can't be trusted with credit card information".

Also, beginning to think that maybe we have found Pat's OnA account.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I have a small somewhat request, since you're attending an AEW taping.

During an in-ring promo, could you shout out a Pattism so it gets on the air? For example, MJF is cutting a promo on how he's going to defeat CM Punk, and you shout to him "WRONG, CHILD", or something like that. It would break this brotherman's ribs.

Do people still take huge, obnoxious signs to TV tapings? Could you take a massive PAYQUASI.LOL sign?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I think that you should conduct yourself civilly, but when it comes time to pay, you should definitely say something to the effect of, "I'll pay with cash, as I have heard that you guys can't be trusted with credit card information".

Also, beginning to think that maybe we have found Pat's OnA account.

Don't forget about the bacon-grease-faced abnegate tranny. He said he's infiltrated the place and riled people up. He could be making things up to feel included, though.

 

[Meownaw]

I'll miss ya WormKiller when Pat spoon feeds you your own teeth. *sniff* fawkin Henley, Ruiz and now WormKiller. I need my guys *burp*.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Don't forget about the bacon-grease-faced abnegate tranny. He said he's infiltrated the place and riled people up. He could be making things up to feel included, though.

Good call. Forgot about old Shrek (as anyone sane who wants to eat again should).

Heads on a swivel, lamb chops. WK - I've got your six, and I'm really fucking cranky.

Abbey N. Gate - you're not and never will be a woman. You're God's "whoopsy".

 

[guest]

Ask if they've seen him recently. I suspect that after the Andrew incident he was asked not to come back.

 

[guest]

I saw one of you guys mention Fatass on r/squaredcircle a couple weeks ago

 

[guest]

You don't have to justify yourself to me. Keep lying to yourself though and grow a pair.

Patrick.... is that you?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Patrick.... is that you?

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"You've never been to prison, you can easily prove you have and you'd know how of you have and you can do it anonymously"

"If you really care about your imaginary company you would be going nowhere near hooligans."

"go to this specific bar you know pat will be at (stalking)"