So I am going to be in Milwaukee/at hooligans in June

[The REAL JDA]

Don't text him your drivers license.

 

[kingship75]

WormKiller seems like a Darby Allin smark. I've been through some shit in my life, mahn, but I just keep on skateboarding towards the future.

MID!

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.vistaprint.com/business-cards/business-card-stickers[/URL]

 

[guest]

Does your girl know about the significance of your pilgrimage, or does she think you guys are just visiting a random bar?

I tried to explain it to her but she doesn't believe me. She thinks this is an elaborate joke that a couple of people on the board are pulling on the rest of the board.

Edit: I believe her exact words were "This isn't a person. This is performance art like Andy Kaufman."

WormKiller seems like a Darby Allin smark. I've been through some shit in my life, mahn, but I just keep on skateboarding towards the future.

MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAN!

 

[Harry Powell]

I tried to explain it to her but she doesn't believe me. She thinks this is an elaborate joke that a couple of people on the board are pulling on the rest of the board.

Edit: I believe her exact words were "This isn't a person. This is performance art like Andy Kaufman."


MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAN!

Who is older, your Gf or your daughter?

 

[guest]

MID!

FAT FAGGOTS WITH BITCH TITS?

NOT PAYING QUASI WHEN IT HAS BEEN SO ORDERED? MU MU MU MUH

 

[guest]

Who is older, your Gf or your daughter?

It's my stepdaughter. And she's 16, my girlfriend is 19. But my girlfriend was born in December of 2002, and my oldest son was born in May of 2003... So she's only 6 months older than him.

 

[Jenna]

I tried to explain it to her but she doesn't believe me. She thinks this is an elaborate joke that a couple of people on the board are pulling on the rest of the board.

Edit: I believe her exact words were "This isn't a person. This is performance art like Andy Kaufman."


MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAN!

I paint half my face because 50% of me is dead... MAN!

(This is an actual Darby Allin quote)

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Look at my posts, dude. I think we've already established I have the mentality of an 8-year-old.

Damn, never thought I’d see WK bury a cocksucker like this. Bravo!

A MAGA hat is a great idea. Sitting by Rick and dropping some “No, child’s” to people would be funny. Getting a permanent marker and writing Ricks number on a stall would be great. Obviously Pay Quasi stickers would be phenomenal. Insulting the brewers loudly would be pretty fun. I have feeling anything suggested won’t be as funny as what actually happens with you though.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I have a small somewhat request, since you're attending an AEW taping.

During an in-ring promo, could you shout out a Pattism so it gets on the air? For example, MJF is cutting a promo on how he's going to defeat CM Punk, and you shout to him "WRONG, CHILD", or something like that. It would break this brotherman's ribs.

 

[guest]

 

[💩💩💩💩]

If you don't mind, please print this out and tape it up in the bathroom or somewhere

 

[guest]

I have a small somewhat request, since you're attending an AEW taping.

During an in-ring promo, could you shout out a Pattism so it gets on the air? For example, MJF is cutting a promo on how he's going to defeat CM Punk, and you shout to him "WRONG, CHILD", or something like that. It would break this brotherman's ribs.

I swear to God mark my words I don't even care if it doxxes me, whenever a wrestler is cutting a promo in the ring that I don't like I'm going to hold up a sign that just says "HUSH, CHILD."

 

[guest]

CM Punk: *starts talking*

Out in the crowd: *a sign that says "WRONG AGAIN, ATALKER." slowly rises up*

 

[guest]

CM Punk: *starts talking*

Out in the crowd: *a sign that says "WRONG AGAIN, ATALKER." slowly rises up*

 

[guest]

Hmmmm...I'm going to stalk worm while he stalks Fatrick...This could get interesting...

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I swear to God mark my words I don't even care if it doxxes me, whenever a wrestler is cutting a promo in the ring that I don't like I'm going to hold up a sign that just says "HUSH, CHILD."

I'll be at home marking out.

 

[guest]

I'll be at home marking out.

Dude if I can get ONE of these signs on TV, I'll be fucking marking out lol

 

[guest]

You know he's gonna be looking up when AEW is taping in Milwaukee and conveniently stay away from Hooligans that week.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I second this motion. A couple of #PayQuasi stickers on the insides of the toilet doors might help him start getting out from under this awful debt.

I dunno, I like the WoW stickers better because it's innocuous enough that to anyone else Pat will seem like a weirdo for spazzing out about it. PayQuasi is more something directed right at him that he can use for victim points.