So I am going to be in Milwaukee/at hooligans in June

[ChildSpitTake]

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison)

You've literally mentioned how you miss prison sex multiple times to us, please don't lie

 

[Volkov]

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.

Pussy is already giving disclaimers incase pat sues him. You're an embarrassment, giving pat the impression we are running scared. We are fearless men here, not afraid of a lawsuit nor prison.

 

[guest]

Pussy is already giving disclaimers incase pat sues him. You're an embarrassment, giving pat the impression we are running scared. We are fearless men here, not afraid of a lawsuit nor prison.

Some of us actually have things to lose.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It's my stepdaughter. And she's 16, my girlfriend is 19. But my girlfriend was born in December of 2002, and my oldest son was born in May of 2003... So she's only 6 months older than him.

So there’s a solid chance your son will end up fucking your girlfriend, if he hasn’t already.

Anyway, if you’re going to be loud at Hooligans, make sure and order nothing but IPAs if our friend is there. He HATES that!

 

[Volkov]

Some of us actually have things to lose.

Like what? You shouldn't have anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel Pat around the corner.

 

[guest]

Like what? You shouldn't have anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel Pat around the corner.

What about loved ones?

 

[Clint Ruin]

I like wrestling

What are you, niiiiiiiiiiiiiine

 

[Volkov]

What about loved ones?

But why would your loved ones abandon you if you went to prison?

 

[FurBurger]

I dunno, I like the WoW stickers better because it's innocuous enough that to anyone else Pat will seem like a weirdo for spazzing out about it. PayQuasi is more something directed right at him that he can use for victim points.

Good. Let him tweet out #PayQuasi to the masses.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Some of us actually have things to lose.

I've got gigs with my cover band I can't afford to have cancelled

Moo

 

[guest]

You know he's gonna be looking up when AEW is taping in Milwaukee and conveniently stay away from Hooligans that week.

Pat here you go I saved you some time. Now you can have the police waiting at the door for someone who has signs that say "child" on them.

 

[guest]

But why would your loved ones abandon you if you went to prison?

That’s not what is said. You said you shouldn’t have anything you’re not willing to walk out on. I asked you; what about loved ones? I’m not willing to walk out on them. I’m not Pat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"hush, child" graffiti on the bathroom stall at eye level with a thick marker so it's hard to miss

 

[guest]

Pussy is already giving disclaimers incase pat sues him. You're an embarrassment, giving pat the impression we are running scared. We are fearless men here, not afraid of a lawsuit nor prison.

Well I'm sorry I'm not as "fearless" as you? I just don't want to have to spend more time in prison, probably lose my gf, alienate my kids and family and lose my stake in a company that actually makes money over what? Impressing your stupid ass?

No offense because I love BDA, but what Andrew did was stupid as fuck. I'm putting the disclaimer on there because Im already a con currently on papers, and I want it known in case something does go down that I did not go there with any intention to do anything ridiculous.

EDIT: ooh I made a new friend lol

 

[Volkov]

Well I'm sorry I'm not as "fearless" as you? I just don't want to have to spend more time in prison, probably lose my gf, alienate my kids and family and lose my stake in a company that actually makes money over what? Impressing your stupid ass?

No offense because I love DBA, but what Andrew did was stupid as fuck. I'm putting the disclaimer on there because Im already a con currently on papers, and I want it known in case something does go down that I did not go there with any intention to do anything ridiculous.

You are trying to impress us with this posts so don't act like you are above that. You've never been to prison, you can easily prove you have and you'd know how of you have and you can do it anonymously. Your relationship is a mess and worthless if your girlfriend would leave you for doing a year in prison. If you really care about your imaginary company you would be going nowhere near hooligans. The fact you think posting on an internet forum, dedicated to fucking with pat, that you do not intend to do anything illegal when you travel across states and go to this specific bar you know pat will be at (stalking) will protect you in a court of law is hilarious idiotic and makes me think maybe you are actually an ex con.

It's saturday, you've had a drink and are having a laugh with us, but lets face it, you are not going to hooligans. You'd just go and post the aftermath if it went well.

 

[guest]

Well I'm sorry I'm not as "fearless" as you? I just don't want to have to spend more time in prison, probably lose my gf, alienate my kids and family and lose my stake in a company that actually makes money over what? Impressing your stupid ass?

No offense because I love BDA, but what Andrew did was stupid as fuck. I'm putting the disclaimer on there because Im already a con currently on papers, and I want it known in case something does go down that I did not go there with any intention to do anything ridiculous.

EDIT: ooh I made a new friend lol
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Good thing you can handle your liquor then and don’t do and say retarded faggot shit after a few pops

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Getting a permanent marker and writing Ricks number on a stall would be great.

"For a fat time, call..."

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Dude if I can get ONE of these signs on TV, I'll be fucking marking out lol

My favorite wrestling sign of all time was someone in ~2013 or so on RAW held up a sign that said "The Todd Show Stinks"

 

[guest]

My favorite wrestling sign of all time was someone in ~2013 or so on RAW held up a sign that said "The Todd Show Stinks"

My favorite was the kid that was holding the sign that said "I attend more WWE shows than Brock Lesnar does"

 

[guest]

You are trying to impress us with this posts so don't act like you are above that. You've never been to prison, you can easily prove you have and you'd know how of you have and you can do it anonymously. Your relationship is a mess and worthless if your girlfriend would leave you for doing a year in prison. If you really care about your imaginary company you would be going nowhere near hooligans. The fact you think posting on an internet forum, dedicated to fucking with pat, that you do not intend to do anything illegal when you travel across states and go to this specific bar you know pat will be at (stalking) will protect you in a court of law is hilarious idiotic and makes me think maybe you are actually an ex con.

It's saturday, you've had a drink and are having a laugh with us, but lets face it, you are not going to hooligans. You'd just go and post the aftermath if it went well.

Wow... This guy seems like he's got a bunch of other shit going on in his life that he's projecting on me.

But yeah I'm already crossing state lines to go to a show and I'm going to be right near a bar that lives in infamy. I'm a private citizen and I can go where I want and sit and have dinner as long as I don't get anyone's face or make any threats. As for all that other stuff you said, I really hope they find whoever hurt you, bruh.

And I'm posting it way beforehand because I think it's much funnier that fatty knows that I'm coming and can't do anything about it because there's nothing illegal about what I'm doing. I'm going to have a couple of drinks, have a meal, politely pay for my stuff and take a few pictures while I'm in there. But I want him to Jim Norton seethe and brood over the fact that he knows that I'm going to be there in 2 months and he can't do shit about it.