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So I am going to be in Milwaukee/at hooligans in June

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Ricci Ryda said:
Me and my gf are going up to Milwaukee for an AEW taping (yes I realize I'm a tremendous faggot and nerd because I like wrestling but let's get over that part) the important thing is I'll be stopping by hooligans if anybody wants to meet up and have a couple.

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison) for funny shit I can say/do to the customers and/or staff there.

Update: if you live in the Milwaukee area and want to have a few on me, slide into my DMs.

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.
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Can you at least loudly watch Josiah 5 on your phone while there?
 
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Ricci Ryda said:
Me and my gf are going up to Milwaukee for an AEW taping (yes I realize I'm a tremendous faggot and nerd because I like wrestling but let's get over that part) the important thing is I'll be stopping by hooligans if anybody wants to meet up and have a couple.

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison) for funny shit I can say/do to the customers and/or staff there.

Update: if you live in the Milwaukee area and want to have a few on me, slide into my DMs.

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.
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find a way to slap a wow sticker up in the bathroom before you leave. knowing pat will eventually see it and freak is hilarious
 
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Ricci Ryda said:
Me and my gf are going up to Milwaukee for an AEW taping (yes I realize I'm a tremendous faggot and nerd because I like wrestling but let's get over that part) the important thing is I'll be stopping by hooligans if anybody wants to meet up and have a couple.

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison) for funny shit I can say/do to the customers and/or staff there.

Update: if you live in the Milwaukee area and want to have a few on me, slide into my DMs.

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.
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you can go ahead and try, pal. its your funeral. pulitzer pat doesnt take guff from anyone, especially from gay homosexuals such as yourself! your girlfriends privates and ass is property of patrick "pulitzer" tomlinson.

PATRICK: child..nice try wit da hate tho. now im going to shit into your girlfriends mouth and pussy

boy i wouldnt wanna be on the receiving end of that! pulitzer pat wins again!
 
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Ricci Ryda said:
If he's actually there I intend to be super loud and annoying so that hopefully he puts me on his Twitter without realizing he did it. And I'm ABSOLUTELY going to get a selfie that he just happens to be in the background of.

Edit: and if he's stupid enough to actually take my picture and tweet it, I will absolutely hound Twitter about harassment and taking my photo and posting it without consent.
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That’s actually a good idea about being loud so he tweets about it. Of course he will make it sound like he put you in your place and got you to knock it off because Pat is such a big tough guy. Then you can tweet that didn’t happen and he didn’t do anything and we can have our little rascals (including pats bar stool account) make twitter accounts to say “I was at hooligans at (time and date) and this didn’t happen, I love their soup by the way!” And so forth so piggy will have to go into full “no stlaker, you were not at hooligans at (date and time)” for lots of laughs.

Or - even better - make Twitter accounts for items at Hooligans to yell at Pat for lying. Hooligans Door, Hooligans pint glass, Hooligans Beer Taps, etc, and of course - Hooligans soup of the day. I’m cracking up right now at the thought of menu items yelling at Pat and him oinking back “No stlaker, you are not Hooligans meatloaf”
 
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Raymond said:
Honestly, be careful. He might have deluded himself into believing that he's aloud to pull a gun on you. Though it would be a great bit to get him locked up for murder.
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well as soon as he shows he HAS a concealed weapon in a bar he's already breaking the law, so that's enough to get him jammed up.
 
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Ricci Ryda said:
If he's actually there I intend to be super loud and annoying so that hopefully he puts me on his Twitter without realizing he did it. And I'm ABSOLUTELY going to get a selfie that he just happens to be in the background of.

Edit: and if he's stupid enough to actually take my picture and tweet it, I will absolutely hound Twitter about harassment and taking my photo and posting it without consent.
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While I encourage you to go - if only to see if the food is as revolting as their advertising suggests - I don't think you'll find Pat there.

There's been a change in his behaviour recently, which I attribute to someone letting Nikki know that:
  1. He's lost his lolsuit, and they are on the hook for a Telsa's worth of money, and
  2. This is not the kind of toddler-level bank debt that she's used to; this is an O&A joint, bankruptcy will not be enough to escape it, and they will be paying it off for the next twenty years.
So, no more Hooligans for Pattycakes, no more dining out; this conference is his last hurrah and only permitted by Nikki as she thinks he might sell some books there.
 
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