Slide into my DMs Pat

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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I've already mentioned I'm into other things, naked sculpted child.

Please send me your penis measurement, and we'll talk. I like to be gaped, sweet little nothing.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

im not gay, but i think..... i think it... moved a little down there...
fawk

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Ahh, a classic Confident Pat pre-Owen A. Forms Tweet. Don’t see them no more.

Looking PFG, Carol. Maybe somewhat emaciated on the Tomlinson Scale. I’ve been lead to believe the optimum body type for distance runners is 270lbs+.

 

[fenrir]

Very impressive but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel Pat levels of insecurity when I see how full that jock is.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Work on your calves, child.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I know my calves and legs are getting stringy in my old age.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I have family in the DFW area and a couple behind them are gay men. One is a professor on early retirement the other works for American Airlines. You can tell they're a gay couple but they aren't cartoons yelling you hoo with limp wrists. They're just guys. The professor is the man, sports and beer. The flight attendant loves decorating the house. They have a fantastic house BTW. Pat treats gays like early explorers seeing ooga booga people for the first time. He's such an asshole ally. They all are. None of them can just have a gay person or couple as friends and just have normal interactions without constantly prefacing it. Pat is a faggot. Maxheine is a gay man. Big difference.

My cousin and his husband are both masculine. Both have beards, like sports, drink beer and whiskey and talk shit like regular men… because they are regular men who just happen to like dudes.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I know my calves and legs are getting stringy in my old age.

I was only joshing. Calves are one of those things that is pure genetics. Maybe Quasi will gift you some implants with Fat Ricks lolsuit money.

 

[UnPRePared]

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"Age"

- Gosia (and possibly me)

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Work on your calves, child.

He'll have plenty of time to work on them when he's trying to balance himself from the onslaught I give his backside on the hood of my mustang, child.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

nice dwayne johnson tattoo stupid.

There are two gay bottom Rocks now? One of them might be white? Oy veyyyyyyyyy!

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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Holy fucking Christ. I’m failing at life at the moment. Really need to get into shape. need to make more money badly. But somehow knowing this European Adonis is my brother in arms, kind of helps the shame I live with. May you get fisted before, during, and after the jacuzzi

 

[CumiaPoodle]

What's a guy gotta do to buy you a drink

You just did it

 

[guest]

I know my calves and legs are getting stringy in my old age.

I'd trade my awesome legs for your stomach any day, so cry me a river why don't ya!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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Pat would be honored to scrub the crustees out of your jock, Brotherman.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

My cousin and his husband are both masculine. Both have beards, like sports, drink beer and whiskey and talk shit like regular men… because they are regular men who just happen to like dudes.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I got distracted and forgot to jocktober Carol.

Nice uuhh, smooth, soft looking skin, stupid.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I know my calves and legs are getting stringy in my old age.

don't be like nana, big guy

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

In better shape than all of them, wears pants in a waist size over 38 and not because of protruding muscle