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Gay Faggot. said:
Wow Mews, you fucked that up? God damn. In all seriousness I can’t imagine being a closet queen like Rick and seeing this. I can say damn that’s a tight looking guy right there and only feel like a fag cause it’s gay as fuck, but true. Rick on the other hand gets angry because it brings out real attraction over someone and something he hates. Himself.
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CarolMaxheinie

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Gay Faggot. said:
Wow Mews, you fucked that up? God damn. In all seriousness I can’t imagine being a closet queen like Rick and seeing this. I can say damn that’s a tight looking guy right there and only feel like a fag cause it’s gay as fuck, but true. Rick on the other hand gets angry because it brings out real attraction over someone and something he hates. Himself.
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Thank for you the compliment. It doesn’t make you gay. I can say Sofia Vergara is pretty without being straight. 😊 You sound like a good, well-adjusted man to me.
 
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im not gay, but i think..... i think it... moved a little down there...
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Its always nice to have a gay friend to get fashion advice from. Especially when you are tempted to try something new and expensive. I was about to ask carols opinion on a few watches I was looking at before dropping a few grand on one a few months ago. just to get an opinion from someone thats way more fashion forward and from a third persons eye since im always behind current trends now that Im out of the big city life and where I currently live, camo is considered formal wear.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
Its always nice to have a gay friend to get fashion advice from. Especially when you are tempted to try something new and expensive. I was about to ask carols opinion on a few watches I was looking at before dropping a few grand on one a few months ago. just to get an opinion from someone thats way more fashion forward and from a third persons eye since im always behind current trends now that Im out of the big city life and where I currently live, camo is considered formal wear.
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I’m always happy to provide my opinion, and if you want, my guy is open to that too. He’s far more fashionable than me. I’m happy in a race t-shirt and jeans, but I like to think I have good taste when I want to. I help people on here with running advice, nutrition, fashion, even relationship advice, and it stays between us. Feel free to message me.
 
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CarolMaxheinie said:
I’m always happy to provide my opinion, and if you want, my guy is open to that too. He’s far more fashionable than me. I’m happy in a race t-shirt and jeans, but I like to think I have good taste when I want to. I help people on here with running advice, nutrition, fashion, even relationship advice, and it stays between us. Feel free to message me.
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Carol's a fraud! He's bi!

I for one, a straight man, in no way looked at your photo and made the same sound I do when the waiter puts a medium New York strip in front of me.
 
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I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of degenerate thirsty gay men message you every day. Can you share a few of the pathetic funny ones?
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jesus, i can only imagine. for those of you who go deep with the Ron and Fez, a long time ago ESD and Fez made these horrific homoerotic videos where they rubbed their beards together. I was the one who ripped them and uploaded it to gaytube.com or something like that and was giving ron a weekly update on his numbers. This shit was getting like 50k views per week and I was getting all kinds of horrific messages from thirsty homos all over the world who though I was ESD and wanted to get in on the action.

here's a clip somone made to give you an idea. these were not good looking dudes. @CarolMaxheinie must be breaking the internet with this shit

[MEDIA=youtube]X1c5m_t_HpA[/MEDIA]
 
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jesus, i can only imagine. for those of you who go deep with the Ron and Fez, a long time ago ESD and Fez made these horrific homoerotic videos where they rubbed their beards together. I was the one who ripped them and uploaded it to gaytube.com or something like and was giving ron a weekly update on his numbers. That and this shit was getting like 50k views per week and I was getting all kinds of horrific messages from thirsty homos all over the world who though I was ESD and wanted to get in on the action.

here's a clip somone made to give you an idea. these were not good looking dudes. @CarolMaxheinie must be breaking the internet with this shit

[MEDIA=youtube]X1c5m_t_HpA[/MEDIA]
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Lol! So funny, so gross. How the fuck have I never seen that. Lol
 
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