Slide into my DMs Pat

[IanHalperin]

age.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That photo makes me wonder what kind of foot care you take to keep your feet from looking like hammered puppy shit since you run so much.

 

[Midian9876]

big fan of your work, nice piece brotherman.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That photo makes me wonder what kind of foot care you take to keep your feet from looking like hammered puppy shit since you run so much.

I have used daily warm salt baths for my feet since I turned 30. My toenails are kind of unpredictable…they’ll be fine for a year then all of the sudden I have 3 dead ones randomly.

 

[based and white pilled]

Im so confused, youre saying this isnt the real carol?

-Damian

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I have used daily warm salt baths for my feet since I turned 30. My toenails are kind of unpredictable…they’ll be fine for a year then all of the sudden I have 3 dead ones randomly.

Mine never survived playing sports in my younger years. I wont even wear flip flops in public.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

It’s like I’ve said before we don’t hate CuntFucker or Logan Lynn cause they’re gay but because they’re faggots.

Carol IS NOT a faggot.

The only reason we went after Logan Lynn is because he's a proud homosexual and we hate that.

Seriously, People Magazine did a whole feature that explained it was 100% homophobia, and not playfully teasing a frequent O&A guest doing full-frontal nudity for an obscure gay man's music video. We're simple minded bigots and that's the shit journalists need to believe.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Look at the mesh straining to contain that absolute halberd of a penis

That's the underwear of a confident man - there's nowhere for the fear pudding to go.

 

[AntSucks]

Your Jockstrap will match your prison jumpsuit, atalker.

 

[stealthygeek]

View attachment 8325

I've never seen this one, how embarrassing. https://archive.is/WDw2c

He must've been particularly proud of this since he used it twice: https://archive.is/BUMBX

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Damn I ain’t even gay, but shit Brotherman!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Your Jockstrap will match your prison jumpsuit, atalker.

Is it really a punishment when you are the belle of the ball?

 

[guest]

Yeah, I feel safe being myself on here. He is scared of being himself because deep down he knows he’s a defective corn-eating pigchild. So he projects his insecurities on everyone including us. This is a totally diverse board: street shitters, queers, women. No chinks thankfully, but everyone else is welcomed and accepted as long as you’re not an asshole like Pat.

Nigga there are chinks here too im sure. Besides turks, armenians, georgians and some sort of eastern euros like maybe myself.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As a Louisiana Coonass, im honored to know all of you. Fuck Piggy. Fake ally piece of shit.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Carol's definately a fawking stud, and represents everything Pig wishes he could be.

I must really fuck with Rick's 1/0 head, more than anything, that our "homophobic" community welcomes a proud gay man with open arms.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

As a Louisiana Coonass, im honored to know all of you. Fuck Piggy. Fake ally piece of shit.

As a Coonass you’ll appreciate this. Last month my guy tried hush puppies for the first time. I think he’s addicted now. I thought everybody grew up with them!! We usually eat healthy but this is our new cheat meal of choice.

For the uninitiated, it’s fried cornmeal. Pure happiness on a plate:

https://therecipecritic.com/homemade-hush-puppies/

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Carol's definately a fawking stud, and represents everything Pig wishes he could be.

I must really fuck with Rick's 1/0 head, more than anything, that our "homophobic" community welcomes a proud gay man with open arms.

Rick is a fat phony ally who reveals his homophobia whenever possible. He starts every other oink with “as a straight man” as if it matters. Nobody cares, Fatso, you have the sex appeal of a colon polyp.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As a Coonass you’ll appreciate this. Last month my guy tried hush puppies for the first time. I think he’s addicted now. I thought everybody grew up with them!! We usually eat healthy but this is our new cheat meal of choice.

For the uninitiated, it’s fried cornmeal. Pure happiness on a plate:

https://therecipecritic.com/homemade-hush-puppies/

I love hush puppies crumbled into my Gumbo. Fucking amazing! They are addiction worthy for sure.

 

[guest]

As a Coonass you’ll appreciate this. Last month my guy tried hush puppies for the first time. I think he’s addicted now. I thought everybody grew up with them!! We usually eat healthy but this is our new cheat meal of choice.

For the uninitiated, it’s fried cornmeal. Pure happiness on a plate:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://therecipecritic.com/homemade-hush-puppies/[/URL]

Da fuq? It quoted me?

@UncleAnthonyCumia