Slide into my DMs Pat

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Rick is a fat phony ally who reveals his homophobia whenever possible. He starts every other oink with “as a straight man” as if it matters. Nobody cares, Fatso, you have the sex appeal of a colon polyp.

Ally yet his usual comeback is to call someone gay

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Rick is a fat phony ally who reveals his homophobia whenever possible. He starts every other oink with “as a straight man” as if it matters. Nobody cares, Fatso, you have the sex appeal of a colon polyp.

Also when he say he has gay or black friends. I just call them friends.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

As a Coonass you’ll appreciate this. Last month my guy tried hush puppies for the first time. I think he’s addicted now. I thought everybody grew up with them!! We usually eat healthy but this is our new cheat meal of choice.

For the uninitiated, it’s fried cornmeal. Pure happiness on a plate:

https://therecipecritic.com/homemade-hush-puppies/

I’m all about da hush puppies, I’ve been to Long John Silver’s

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Blocking and unblocking is what I used to do to women I was lusting for who had zero interest in me. "This will show her," I sobbed fatly.

 

[Meownaw]

Someone live safe and eats healthy at the Pita Pit

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I have family in the DFW area and a couple behind them are gay men. One is a professor on early retirement the other works for American Airlines. You can tell they're a gay couple but they aren't cartoons yelling you hoo with limp wrists. They're just guys. The professor is the man, sports and beer. The flight attendant loves decorating the house. They have a fantastic house BTW. Pat treats gays like early explorers seeing ooga booga people for the first time. He's such an asshole ally. They all are. None of them can just have a gay person or couple as friends and just have normal interactions without constantly prefacing it. Pat is a faggot. Maxheine is a gay man. Big difference.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Yeah, I feel safe being myself on here. He is scared of being himself because deep down he knows he’s a defective corn-eating pigchild. So he projects his insecurities on everyone including us. This is a totally diverse board: street shitters, queers, women. No chinks thankfully, but everyone else is welcomed and accepted as long as you’re not an asshole like Pat.

We've seen how he used to talk before his liberal awakening, he can deny it all he wants, but we talk the way he really wants to.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It’s a jock strap. It’s also gay though.

I have spared this board any ass pics but my fiance wants to dress our asses up in Star Wars ephemera and spam Fatrick with it. I think Patso hasn’t earned the right to gaze upon our butt cheeks. Lol.

Your fiance sounds like a real ass dude and true brotherman. Feed Nana

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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I don't wanna seem queer or nothing,but your quads could use some work

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'd fuck ya

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I don't wanna seem queer or nothing,but your quads could use some work

I run so much I can’t ever get them bulked up

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I run so much I can’t ever get them bulked up

Running is good, but you can never go wrong with Squats. Kettle Bell swings are good for the posterior chain muscles too. Tight hamstrings are the key to that projecting firm ass. No i'm not gay, You're gay.

 

[guest]

No i'm not gay, You're gay.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

haha yea I avoided kettle bells when they were getting really popular Because of how d bags like rogan talked them up. Though I've heard that's the Face CarolMaxheine makes during his gay intimate embraces.

 

[UnPRePared]

@CarolMaxheinie , I can say with 100% comfort in myself that you are a finely sculpted specimen who puts all of us to shame. If I had your body when "Inside" was climbing the charts, I don't think I'd have ever left my hotel rooms.

And Gosia has been insisting I let her write this part, so here you go: Jesteś wyrzeźbiony jak greccy bogowie na górze Olimp. Myślę, że mogę mówić w imieniu wszystkich kobiet, że twój mężczyzna jest bardzo, bardzo szczęśliwy!

More or less she wishes she could make love to you. I can't really be mad at that, I still look lovingly at Myrna Loy and she's fucking dead.

 

[Coonskin]

Unapologetically MASCULINE

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

@CarolMaxheinie , I can say with 100% comfort in myself that you are a finely sculpted specimen who puts all of us to shame. If I had your body when "Inside" was climbing the charts, I don't think I'd have ever left my hotel rooms.

And Gosia has been insisting I let her write this part, so here you go: Jesteś wyrzeźbiony jak greccy bogowie na górze Olimp. Myślę, że mogę mówić w imieniu wszystkich kobiet, że twój mężczyzna jest bardzo, bardzo szczęśliwy!

More or less she wishes she could make love to you. I can't really be mad at that, I still look lovingly at Myrna Loy and she's fucking dead.

i'm sure as a rock star, living that rock star life of all the women you fucked, a few men snuck in there while you were fucked up. but that aint going to bother you, rock and roll brother

 

[UnPRePared]

i'm sure as a rock star, living that rock star life of all the women you fucked, a few men snuck in there. but that aint going to bother you

Noooooooo, child!

Though for @CarolMaxheinie , well... He IS a runner, after all.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Noooooooo, child!

Though for @CarolMaxheinie , well... He IS a runner, after all.

wanna london bridge that shit?