Slide into my DMs Pat

[CarolMaxheinie]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

 

[Ladynyahh]

What's a guy gotta do to buy you a drink

 

[HotDogJoe]

You look like you believe in taking care of yourself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

Pig could learn a thing or two.

 

[HotDogJoe]

nice dwayne johnson tattoo stupid.

Weeeeelll. Look who's back!

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Look at the mesh straining to contain that absolute halberd of a penis

 

[NoBacon]

I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of degenerate thirsty gay men message you every day. Can you share a few of the pathetic funny ones?

 

[NoBacon]

It’s always so funny that one of the few confirmed doxxed id’s the pig has from anyone here is of a hyper successful Instagram famous gay man built like a Greek statue. It must be so incredibly upsetting for him.

 

[Mike Glyer]

I see you blocked me again on Instagram. What’s wrong, child? I’m man enough for you to jack off to me but you’re not man enough to speak directly to one of your atalkers? DM me on there, baby sweet corn infant child. You’ve got nothing more to loseyou’ve lost your case and the SWFA hates you more than we do.

Or are you a scared widdle boy who is afraid of a gay dude who can buy and sell you? Your entire career earnings are a rounding error to me, you rotund failure.

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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Very gay but I admire you for having the balls to spit in God's face and embrace eternal damnation, sodomite.

Also, Pat definitely gets weird feelings and then blocks you and then gets curious again. Just a taste....and then block. Isn't there a tweet where he says something like "man, I *wish* I were gay! Things would be so much easier haha."

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of degenerate thirsty gay men message you every day. Can you share a few of the pathetic funny ones?

That would be a solid bit!

 

[guest]

The ass-less underpants are, dare I say, too gay?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The ass-less underpants are, dare I say, too gay?

It’s a jock strap. It’s also gay though.

I have spared this board any ass pics but my fiance wants to dress our asses up in Star Wars ephemera and spam Fatrick with it. I think Patso hasn’t earned the right to gaze upon our butt cheeks. Lol.

 

[captain_kamala]

It’s a jock strap. It’s also gay though.

I have spared this board any ass pics but my fiance wants to dress our asses up in Star Wars ephemera and spam Fatrick with it. I think Patso hasn’t earned the right to gaze upon our butt cheeks. Lol.

congrats on being wife material

 

[FurBurger]

DM me faggot. You know you want this.

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Good Lord!

Also, I appreciate that you hid your face. I've always imagined you (based on your avatar) wearing Carol's skinned face like The Teenager in Metalocalypse. Thank you for not spoiling that image for me.

...also I'm gonna need you to run your charity race wearing her skinned face; this is non-negotiable.

 

[FurBurger]

congrats on being wife material

This board holds no higher compliment.

 

[stealthygeek]

It’s always so funny that one of the few confirmed doxxed id’s the pig has from anyone here is of a hyper successful Instagram famous gay man built like a Greek statue. It must be so incredibly upsetting for him.

Not so.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat hates how diverse we are and still get along for the most part.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Good Lord!

Also, I appreciate that you hid your face. I've always imagined you (based on your avatar) wearing Carol's skinned face like The Teenager in Metalocalypse. Thank you for not spoiling that image for me.

...also I'm gonna need you to run your charity race wearing her skinned face; this is non-negotiable.

I’m game. Carol’s leathery face is probably pretty comfy while I run

 

[guest]

Carol is trying to turn us all gay again. Between "her" and Ruben, I'm starting to question myself...

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat hates how diverse we are and still get along for the most part.

Yeah, I feel safe being myself on here. He is scared of being himself because deep down he knows he’s a defective corn-eating pigchild. So he projects his insecurities on everyone including us. This is a totally diverse board: street shitters, queers, women. No chinks thankfully, but everyone else is welcomed and accepted as long as you’re not an asshole like Pat.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Wow Mews, you fucked that up? God damn. In all seriousness I can’t imagine being a closet queen like Rick and seeing this. I can say damn that’s a tight looking guy right there and only feel like a fag cause it’s gay as fuck, but true. Rick on the other hand gets angry because it brings out real attraction over someone and something he hates. Himself.