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Were you the black guy that called Colin an "Irish lesbo" on myspace?
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Robert Kelly & sometimes Colin Quinn quotes thread
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Bobby: "Well that was a softball."
Colin: "You're right, no more softballs. Let's talk about that beachball under your shirt."
Bobby: "Dude, I was happy. I had a fat check in my pocket."
Colin: "And you had a fat chick in the mirror, it was you."
Bobby: "Alright, let's not get carried away."
Colin: "Let's not get carried away you said? You couldn't get carried away."
Colin: "You're right, no more softballs. Let's talk about that beachball under your shirt."
Bobby: "Dude, I was happy. I had a fat check in my pocket."
Colin: "And you had a fat chick in the mirror, it was you."
Bobby: "Alright, let's not get carried away."
Colin: "Let's not get carried away you said? You couldn't get carried away."
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Listen, G-Cast. We're in the middle of a roll. Your dumb G-Cast hack service came off. If you want to have an unentertaining, jagged, fucked up podcast system... some other asshole is going to come along called Z-Cast, and blow you away. So FIX IT! We're number 7. We can start our own G-Cast. Bobby started MySpace in a certain way. We will kick you right in your fucking G-Cast knees.
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(Blobby finishes telling a boring, long-winded story)
Bobby: How funny is that?
Colin: Eh, mildly amusing...anyway...
Bobby: How funny is that?
Colin: Eh, mildly amusing...anyway...
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Bang bang!
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STOP SAYING BUCKET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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The Red Eye guys suck but Andy Levy saying "Jesus Opie you look like shit" to Bobby sitting in for Opie gets my ribs.
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The best thing about this, is that Colin was fucking depressed and took it out on Bobby. Not from the podcast, but I laughed when Colin said Bobby's grandmother was "raped on the Khyber pass"
"Hello fans!"
"Shut up or ill butcher you , you fat hog''
"You're so fat, you have a Myspaces"
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On Lucky Louie and Jimmy's "acting"
"Popeyed overacting"
"He is like a silent movie actor"
"You have the torso of every doorman in NYC"
Im paraphrasing, but really happy you made this thread. Probably the greatest podcast ever:
Brothermen, if you have not listened to this then do it now;
@DMAN , thank you for making this thread.
"Hello fans!"
"Shut up or ill butcher you , you fat hog''
"You're so fat, you have a Myspaces"
"
On Lucky Louie and Jimmy's "acting"
"Popeyed overacting"
"He is like a silent movie actor"
"You have the torso of every doorman in NYC"
Im paraphrasing, but really happy you made this thread. Probably the greatest podcast ever:
Brothermen, if you have not listened to this then do it now;
@DMAN , thank you for making this thread.
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Bobby looks like a statue in a Yakuza boss' garden.
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About a week ago on Bonfire, Bobby dropped a line that I'm still laughing about. A bunch of them from the show went to see The Cure concert at Madison Square Garden. Apparently none of them are Cure fans beyond Just Like Heaven and Friday I'm in Love. Bobby's description was something along the lines of:
For three hours I felt like a hostage.
For three hours I felt like a hostage.
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Are there any good bonfire clips with Bobby that don't involve that unfunny hole?
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Him calling Bob a rhino always dusts my ribs
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You're trying to goat me.
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That’s from vos roast
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Which one? The one on O&A Colin wasn't there.
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The actual Vos roast hosted by Bonnie where Cumia is drunkenly hooting and hollering from the crowd. Colin definitely reused that line from an old show though.
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Not really, replacing Dan with Bob was moronic.
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"Why? I like this. ROBBY Kelly."
"Visceral does not mean what you think it means. You keep saying it like it's your secret word of the day. But you're using it wrong."
"You keep describing yourself as some California laid back guy who goes "Hey bro what's going on." Then we know you're lying... Hey maan, how are you?"
"Visceral does not mean what you think it means. You keep saying it like it's your secret word of the day. But you're using it wrong."
"You keep describing yourself as some California laid back guy who goes "Hey bro what's going on." Then we know you're lying... Hey maan, how are you?"
When Bob goes on a long winded applogy about cancelling a Tourgasm show in Dallas, and then asks Colin what he's been doing with himself.
""I've actually opened up an emotional trauma center, I'm doing grief counselling for people who had tickets to the Dallas show"
"You're trying to goat me Quinn, you know I had a fucked up night
"No I'm not, I might be trying to goad you you fucking imbecile"
""I've actually opened up an emotional trauma center, I'm doing grief counselling for people who had tickets to the Dallas show"
"You're trying to goat me Quinn, you know I had a fucked up night
"No I'm not, I might be trying to goad you you fucking imbecile"