Robert Kelly & sometimes Colin Quinn quotes thread

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Shutup, stupid rhino.


dawn got me a plug for the bath tub, so it doesn't over flow.... well she should get one for your mouth

you think you're this cool guy, coming in with your surf board, hey guys, how's it goin?


You're gonna have a sit down with shirippa? where, at your mom's house in brooklyn?

I got a bunch of melted yogurt in the freezer, waiting for it to get solid again.. what are you gonna do, fuck it?

you should have a myspace (s)


that's my daughter! why are you talking in that high pitched voice, it's really god damn annoying

you're trying to make me into seinfeld's bitch! well guess what. im one step ahead of you, fuuuuuuuuuuuck you bob


yea, I told them in the email I do a podcast with colin quinn, no response... you sure you spelled my name right?

you look like a hippo with a puertorican mustache

you sit there going I like him, artie's a good guy, I DONT CARE


I was at the comedy store an- BORING, CUT TO THE CHASE, ...BORE

the funniest guy you know is some florida crocodile idiot that farts naked on the floor. you have the sense of humor of my 6 year old nephew


dont call me robbie....why not, robbie?

okay, the philly rant was funny, but you guys are making a big deal out of it. it was funny, that's it. how bout this billy? fuck you.


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im tired of typing . haha. i have a problem
 
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