Were you the black guy that called Colin an "Irish lesbo" on myspace?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Robert Kelly & sometimes Colin Quinn quotes thread
- Thread starter DMAN
- Start date
Bobby: "Well that was a softball."
Colin: "You're right, no more softballs. Let's talk about that beachball under your shirt."
Bobby: "Dude, I was happy. I had a fat check in my pocket."
Colin: "And you had a fat chick in the mirror, it was you."
Bobby: "Alright, let's not get carried away."
Colin: "Let's not get carried away you said? You couldn't get carried away."
Colin: "You're right, no more softballs. Let's talk about that beachball under your shirt."
Bobby: "Dude, I was happy. I had a fat check in my pocket."
Colin: "And you had a fat chick in the mirror, it was you."
Bobby: "Alright, let's not get carried away."
Colin: "Let's not get carried away you said? You couldn't get carried away."
Listen, G-Cast. We're in the middle of a roll. Your dumb G-Cast hack service came off. If you want to have an unentertaining, jagged, fucked up podcast system... some other asshole is going to come along called Z-Cast, and blow you away. So FIX IT! We're number 7. We can start our own G-Cast. Bobby started MySpace in a certain way. We will kick you right in your fucking G-Cast knees.
(Blobby finishes telling a boring, long-winded story)
Bobby: How funny is that?
Colin: Eh, mildly amusing...anyway...
Bobby: How funny is that?
Colin: Eh, mildly amusing...anyway...
Bang bang!
STOP SAYING BUCKET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
The Red Eye guys suck but Andy Levy saying "Jesus Opie you look like shit" to Bobby sitting in for Opie gets my ribs.
The best thing about this, is that Colin was fucking depressed and took it out on Bobby. Not from the podcast, but I laughed when Colin said Bobby's grandmother was "raped on the Khyber pass"
"Hello fans!"
"Shut up or ill butcher you , you fat hog''
"You're so fat, you have a Myspaces"
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On Lucky Louie and Jimmy's "acting"
"Popeyed overacting"
"He is like a silent movie actor"
"You have the torso of every doorman in NYC"
Im paraphrasing, but really happy you made this thread. Probably the greatest podcast ever:
Brothermen, if you have not listened to this then do it now;
@DMAN , thank you for making this thread.
"Hello fans!"
"Shut up or ill butcher you , you fat hog''
"You're so fat, you have a Myspaces"
"
On Lucky Louie and Jimmy's "acting"
"Popeyed overacting"
"He is like a silent movie actor"
"You have the torso of every doorman in NYC"
Im paraphrasing, but really happy you made this thread. Probably the greatest podcast ever:
Brothermen, if you have not listened to this then do it now;
@DMAN , thank you for making this thread.
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Bobby looks like a statue in a Yakuza boss' garden.
About a week ago on Bonfire, Bobby dropped a line that I'm still laughing about. A bunch of them from the show went to see The Cure concert at Madison Square Garden. Apparently none of them are Cure fans beyond Just Like Heaven and Friday I'm in Love. Bobby's description was something along the lines of:
For three hours I felt like a hostage.
For three hours I felt like a hostage.
Are there any good bonfire clips with Bobby that don't involve that unfunny hole?
Him calling Bob a rhino always dusts my ribs
You're trying to goat me.
That’s from vos roast
Which one? The one on O&A Colin wasn't there.
The actual Vos roast hosted by Bonnie where Cumia is drunkenly hooting and hollering from the crowd. Colin definitely reused that line from an old show though.
Not really, replacing Dan with Bob was moronic.