Robert Kelly & sometimes Colin Quinn quotes thread

[DMAN]

"I hate that movie. It's faggotry at its fucking lowest. He looked like a faggot in it. And so do that skinny fucking thing. It's a real cocksucker, shit movie." - CQ on Ferris Beuller's Day Off.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Col on Bobby's one sided beef with Steve Schirripa:

Col: "You don't hate him because of your differences, you hate him because of your similarities. What you look and see in him, you actually hate about youself..."
Bobby: "What's that?"
Col: "FAT!"
(Long pause)
Col: "Anyway folks, moving on..."
Bobby: "I fucking hate you."

 

[DMAN]

Col on Bobby's one sided beef with Steve Schirripa:

Col: "You don't hate him because of your differences, you hate him because of your similarities. What you look and see in him, you actually hate about youself..."
Bobby: "What's that?"
Col: "FAT!"
(Long pause)
Col: "Anyway folks, moving on..."
Bobby: "I fucking hate you."

Bob was just on Talking Sopranos or whatever the podcast is called, and he said they treated him like shit again. Steve actually has something against Bob.

 

[FingerofGod]

Bob was just on Talking Sopranos or whatever the podcast is called, and he said they treated him like shit again. Steve actually has something against Bob.

Apparently a year or so ago the talking sopranos guys recorded stuff at gas digital and forced the staff to wear masks. Fuck those hollywood faggots.

 

[guest]

Describing Ferris Bullers Day Off " He looked like a faggot in it and so did that tall skinny thing. It's a real cocksucker, shit movie...cunt movie".

 

[pehawk]

'The problem is, Bob, you want to live that Eric and Kathy lifestyle and you're not fit for it'

 

[pehawk]

'I'm painting a portrait - Tibetan lesbian on a couch'

 

[pehawk]

'You look like a mosque. Sunni insurgents should be blowing you up'.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bob was sitting off to the side, Colin goes

I'm doing a painting called "Tibetan Lesbian on Couch"

Did he do that on the podcast and repeat it on OnA?

 

[BUBBLER]

Bob was sitting off to the side, Colin goes

I'm doing a painting called "Tibetan Lesbian on Couch"

My favorite show burn:

C: The difference is I got fat. You are fat

 

[pehawk]

'The problem is, Bob, you want to live that Eric and Kathy lifestyle and you're not fit for it'

I fucked this up. It's 'American dream...and you ain't fit for it'

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

"Bush did 9/11!" - Colin Quinn

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Bobby to Col "you look like Santa Claus with AIDS"

 

[guest]

Bobby - "Dude, the deli near my place is unreal. The food is so fresh. They have this smoked salmon, it's like the real smoked salmon, they don't even dye it..."

Anthony - "Neither do you."

That Guinea queer used to be quick before the booze brain took over.

 

[Dassabesso]

Norton: I'm shooting something in Boston next month."

CQ: "Yourself I hope."

 

[DMAN]

Hey dumbfucks, please stop posting quotes that Colin said on O&A. This thread is for the infamous Robert Kelly and Sometimes Colin Quinn podcast. Stupid bastards.

 

[DMAN]

I think I speak for the whole podcast when I say: Ew -- what does he mean by "she had great posture?" You creepy bastard.

I know what lurks in the hearts of men.

Do you understand why I want to jump off my balcony? This is one of my closest friends, and I'm just now realizing he's a mental midget. I speak to him on the phone every night, and now I find out that he goes to Brazil and pretends to be a spy. I'm not depressed, I'm seeing clearly for the first time in my life.

We're gonna hit them in their fucking G-Cast knees. It cuts us off 5 times a fucking Cast!!!

I can't find my MySpace. I've been trying to find it this whole time, secretly.

So he says "Why you guys all so COMPULSIVE?" I think he wanted to fight me. So I said "Listen, my mutha's right over there. You betta shut the fuck up." He knew he was wrong cause he tried to pay the bill. I go "yah not paying for me."

 

[AWetBlanket]

Apparently a year or so ago the talking sopranos guys recorded stuff at gas digital and forced the staff to wear masks. Fuck those hollywood faggots.

You sure it isn’t because 95% of that place looks sick

 

[BUBBLER]

Hey dumbfucks, please stop posting quotes that Colin said on O&A. This thread is for the infamous Robert Kelly and Sometimes Colin Quinn podcast. Stupid bastards.

Okay how about this one

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[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think I speak for the whole podcast when I say: Ew -- what does he mean by "she had great posture?" You creepy bastard.

I know what lurks in the hearts of men.

Do you understand why I want to jump off my balcony? This is one of my closest friends, and I'm just now realizing he's a mental midget. I speak to him on the phone every night, and now I find out that he goes to Brazil and pretends to be a spy. I'm not depressed, I'm seeing clearly for the first time in my life.

We're gonna hit them in their fucking G-Cast knees. It cuts us off 5 times a fucking Cast!!!

I can't find my MySpace. I've been trying to find it this whole time, secretly.

So he says "Why you guys all so COMPULSIVE?" I think he wanted to fight me. So I said "Listen, my mutha's right over there. You betta shut the fuck up." He knew he was wrong cause he tried to pay the bill. I go "yah not paying for me."

I liked that he showed up for maybe 2.5 of their SN Virus show.