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A House Nigger

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TorquieTwoBeers

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I see four options:
  1. Fired for incompetence, embarrassingly losing Pat's case, and filing a ton of incorrect information in Pat's lawsuit (maybe Pat kept complaining to them?)
  2. Fired for illegally obtaining information via Pat and the mole
  3. Made so much money off Pat and the SFWA that he could start his own practice
  4. Fired for having a disgusting sister who talks about men cumming inside of her and sucking cock on social media
None of these are a good look for Pat!
 
Punished Dan Mullen

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TonyTwoBeers said:
I see four options:
  1. Fired for incompetence, embarrassingly losing Pat's case, and filing a ton of incorrect information in Pat's lawsuit (maybe Pat kept complaining to them?)
  2. Fired for illegally obtaining information via Pat and the mole
  3. Made so much money off Pat and the SFWA that he could start his own practice
  4. Fired for having a disgusting sister who talks about men cumming inside of her and sucking cock on social media
None of these are a good look for Pat!
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I was thinking number 3 too he billed swfa 6 figures
 
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"I can probably find out who anonymously posted something unlawful and help you get things off the web."

It's clear he is not working with a copy writer. He wrote that garbage himself. All kidding aside, isn't this exactly why you go to lawyer school? Not just to learn the law but to learn how to not sound like a mealy-mouthed jackoff?

Anyone with 30 minutes of training as a writer or editor would tell him to reword that.

Here, let me try: "I work tirelessly to remove libelous and unlawful material from the internet and make sure the responsible parties pay."

I'm not even a lawyer and I spent exactly one minute writing a statement that sounds 1000 times better than his. It's embarrassingly bad.
 
Easily_Remembered

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It's odd how successful Resto was at bullying teenage victims into silence and getting news stories about pedophile school coaches removed, but he couldn't get a bunch of autists to stop calling a fat guy fat.

I wish the case would have proceeded to see how badly the comically forged evidence (especially the voicemails) would have affected this twink-at-law's reputation.
 
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DoctorSteveCarlisi said:
"I can probably find out who anonymously posted something unlawful and help you get things off the web."

It's clear he is not working with a copy writer. He wrote that garbage himself. All kidding aside, isn't this exactly why you go to lawyer school? Not just to learn the law but to learn how to not sound like a mealy-mouthed jackoff?

Anyone with 30 minutes of training as a writer or editor would tell him to reword that.

Here, let me try: "I work tirelessly to remove libelous and unlawful material from the internet and make sure the responsible parties pay."

I'm not even a lawyer and I spent exactly one minute writing a statement that sounds 1000 times better than his. It's embarrassingly bad.
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Hes still traumatized by the jersey bowling alley accent screaming in his ear "you're working for a fat nigger lover, resto."
 
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