"Pretend", a true crime podcast, did a triple feature on Pat published earlier this week. Includes interviews with Pat, Nikki and Hildy!

[cliveowen]

I promise that Fatso was blinded by rage.ñ which caused him to hyper fixate on the biggest win he could get - NO COMPROMISES - rather than a cold and analytical look at what was actually winnable.

He stated at some point that he had to “explain” to his lawyers why his case was different and he had to keep engaging. He was absolutely a nightmare client. He was never going to lisTen to anyone.

This ties in with his whole "I hear drums" phase. Fatso really thought he was the lead in one of his sci Fi books getting revenge on the bad guys. It didn't help that he was being cheered along by people like Paul who hate us for pointing out how horrible they are.

 

[Harry Powell]

The problem you're running into is that you're not retarded. We have Pat's transcripts and know that he must suffer from some type of learning disability. You don't average a 1.2 GPA (if you exclude gym class) without either not giving a fuck or having a learning disability. We know that he cares very much about people thinking he's smart so it isn't option 1. Nikki seems to similarly have something wrong with her. Her sister and brother do just fine and have nice homes and marriages amd careers. She comes from money. Look at where she is now and who she is with. Something is off.

Long story short, logic and sound reasoning and being able to argue a point is for nerrrrrds.

Patrick definitely has behavioral and emotional disorders and while he is retarded, I don’t believe he’s stupid.

I myself am a Patrick and have known several in my life.

You can be very bright but still crippled by ADHD - I am sure Patrick did excellent relative to his amount of preparation on standardized tests.

I believe this is where his unfounded “intellectual” ego comes from. He probably placed in the upper percentiles on his iReady or whatever they called it back then, but couldn’t hand in a homework assignment or follow directions to save his life.

Combine that with an enabling mother and a closeted father while living in small town Wisconsin? He never fit in, he never felt accepted, he was undoubtedly unbearable to be around but never saw that the problem was him.

Thus the chip on his shoulder and the obstinate refusal to ever back down and let a perceived-bully get one over on him ever again.

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine being so inept and friendless that former bystanders now actively participate in dismantling you.

Also love Leslie giving it to the SFWA.

(These tweets are under the Pretend Pod tweet announcing episode 4.)
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Goddamn I love her. Using Xeets just to stick it to Ricky boy.

Someone message her if she has any more friends with gay books for sale, I’ll buy another one.

 

[Harry Powell]

First El Tigre now Javier, the LWO is running wild on jotos gordos con senos.

Anyone check in on El Tigre lately? If he didn’t have a cocaine induced heart attack he absolutely has to be partner somewhere. Nigga is probably snowboarding in South America right now with a beautiful 24 year old blonde.

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick definitely has behavioral and emotional disorders and while he is retarded, I don’t believe he’s stupid.

I myself am a Patrick and have known several in my life.

You can be very bright but still crippled by ADHD - I am sure Patrick did excellent relative to his amount of preparation on standardized tests.

I believe this is where his unfounded “intellectual” ego comes from. He probably placed in the upper percentiles on his iReady or whatever they called it back then, but couldn’t hand in a homework assignment or follow directions to save his life.

Combine that with an enabling mother and a closeted father while living in small town Wisconsin? He never fit in, he never felt accepted, he was undoubtedly unbearable to be around but never saw that the problem was him.

Thus the chip on his shoulder and the obstinate refusal to ever back down and let a perceived-bully get one over on him ever again.

I used to agree but now I don’t, there’s no proof he’s smart but retarded.

He has no qualifications, he doesn’t sound smart in person and can’t think on his feet, he doesn’t debate anybody or defend his ideas, his ideas aren’t smart. His books aren’t smart or funny. He never displays knowledge or wit.

So the conclusion is he’s retarded but also retarded.

 

[NoBacon]

Fat too.

If you know who that quasi guy is, tell him I’ll give him 100 dollars for Patrick’s bo staff if he has one.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He has no qualifications, he doesn’t sound smart in person and can’t think on his feet, he doesn’t debate anybody or defend his ideas, his ideas aren’t smart. His books aren’t smart or funny. He never displays knowledge or wit.

Don't forget all his misspellings/misuse of basic words and the fact that he sounds completely retarded any time he tries to be profound.

My favorite is "I am many things. But I do not forgive and I do not forget."

Fucking mong.

 

[NoBacon]

Don't forget all his misspellings/misuse of basic words and the fact that he sounds completely retarded any time he tries to be profound.

My favorite is "I am many things. But I do not forgive and I do not forget."

Fucking mong.

The way he’s handled all his court appearances and legal issues is irrefutable proof he’s low IQ.

Seriously, I take more consideration into renewing my insurance policies or whatever than he does in major legal actions.

 

[guest]

Pat doing well on standardized tests? Fucking doubt it, we would have heard him brag about it by now.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Patrick definitely has behavioral and emotional disorders and while he is retarded, I don’t believe he’s stupid.

I myself am a Patrick and have known several in my life.

You can be very bright but still crippled by ADHD - I am sure Patrick did excellent relative to his amount of preparation on standardized tests.

I believe this is where his unfounded “intellectual” ego comes from. He probably placed in the upper percentiles on his iReady or whatever they called it back then, but couldn’t hand in a homework assignment or follow directions to save his life.

Combine that with an enabling mother and a closeted father while living in small town Wisconsin? He never fit in, he never felt accepted, he was undoubtedly unbearable to be around but never saw that the problem was him.

Thus the chip on his shoulder and the obstinate refusal to ever back down and let a perceived-bully get one over on him ever again.

He could also just be an idiot. I have friends who didn't give a shit and barely passed high school but are fine doing carpentry and stuff. I know other guys who were just straight up dumb.

He hasn't given any indication he's actually intelligent. He appears to be unable to plan more than 1 step ahead or delay gratification, both of which are associated with intelligence. His "smart boy" talking points are literally just copy and pasted from other sources. Also, he's fat.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I listened to all of Part 4, and I am fairly certain that Javier was holding back laughter after playing Josiah’s “you already figured out that you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?”

Also Javier kinda sounds like Jomboy, and I was half expecting a breakdown of the Tim Anderson-Jose Ramirez brawl.

 

[guest]

I listened to all of Part 4, and I am fairly certain that Javier was holding back laughter after playing Josiah’s “you already figured out that you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?”

I appreciate the shit out of Javier for putting that in there, good egg

 

[Harry Powell]

If you know who that quasi guy is, tell him I’ll give him 100 dollars for Patrick’s bo staff if he has one.

I genuinely would like to buy some Pat memorabilia when Quaso auctions it all off. Maybe the Chinese Glock or SpaceGun, or even just the shift knob from Susan.

Quaso can part it out to use for like 5x it’s value.

 

[NoBacon]

I genuinely would like to buy some Pat memorabilia when Quaso auctions it all off. Maybe the Chinese Glock or SpaceGun, or even just the shift knob from Susan.

Quaso can part it out to use for like 5x it’s value.

Can you buy and sell guns privately across state lines?

 

[guest]

I listened to all of Part 4, and I am fairly certain that Javier was holding back laughter after playing Josiah’s “you already figured out that you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?”

Also Javier kinda sounds like Jomboy, and I was half expecting a breakdown of the Tim Anderson-Jose Ramirez brawl.

Fawk man, think Jomboy would breakdown the bodycam footage once we get it?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Anyone check in on El Tigre lately? If he didn’t have a cocaine induced heart attack he absolutely has to be partner somewhere. Nigga is probably snowboarding in South America right now with a beautiful 24 year old blonde.

Son, El Tigre has two chicks under each arm at every given time.

 

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Dan Mullen is the type of selfish fag that will fuck a man in his ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy . . . .

 

[guest]

Dan Mullen is the type of selfish fag that will fuck a man in his ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy . . . .

If they remade that movie, Rick would be perfect to cast as Private Pyle

 

[guest]

If they remade that movie, Rick would be perfect to cast as Private Pyle

Little one, It's a jelly doughnut, Child!

A jelly doughnut?

Stlaker, yes Child!