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Honestly I wouldn’t give her the time of day. She’s the worst possible combo of being a 5-6 yet having the attitude of a 8-9
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Honestly I wouldn’t give her the time of day. She’s the worst possible combo of being a 5-6 yet having the attitude of a 8-9
it's none of that incel shit.....I just got old, and entered the "do I want to get laid/be annoyed, or do I want to play Skyrim" phase.....
EDIT- it will happen to all of you
EDIT- it will happen to all of you
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Pipe down, tulip.
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OK, maybe we got off on the wrong foot. I had you down as some weird, school shooter type. Pax.
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So your old lady just doesn't put out?
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Or old man, let’s not be homophobic here.
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No fawkin’ way brotherman. July 2019, for the same reasons.
I have a little mental test I do. Like today I felt some sparks flying between myself and a colleague at work. She just got dumped, all the cards are in place.
But then I asked myself - if I couldn’t have sex with this bitch, would I want to be hanging out with her?
And the answer is always “fawk no, rather pursue my own interests”. Soooo sick of fucking someone and then spending the next day trying figure out how to make them go away.
I fawked this girl while my friend was in the closet filming. All of a sudden she pooped on my dick, which made me throw up on her back. My friend then fell out of the closet and puked too. Shit and puke everywhere. If only the camera hadn't hit the ground I'd fawkin show you. 
You’re either 65 or 25.
right in the middle- 44
i found out recently that doctors' lowered the recommended age for a colonoscopy to 45, so im gonna have some intimacy soon yo
prey tell- what is that like agaian?
also, can someone describe to me what "butterlies" feel like again, or do I have to travel back to 1999?
also, I'm not gay, or gay curious...
I only wish...I was a pretty thing in my day, and my asshole could have gotten me a condo............and AIDS
me "in my day" (oh- and I I could at least say "hello" to a woman, and have decent conversation)
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Gross, even if you get a clean bill of health it’s hazardous to take it up the ass. Even if the colonoscopy stretches you out per se.
yeah but there has to be an exception for that colonoscopy....it's like you can have you asshole streched solely for that purpose....
speaking on the subject of getting older, and what your dr. says, I've decided to be more of a "omnivore" however I'd like to try, and do the majority of my days as carnivore/keto/paleo......when a traditional doctor see's my blood work he will want me to go on statins to lower my cholesterol
I'm most likely gonna switch to a Primary who either gets carnivore/keto, or just do straight vegan to get my cholestorl down till the next time i get bloodwork to shut my doctor up
Ol' heebie kikeberger with his Bobo dick.
Guy's also a miserable kike so he should really gas himself and be done with it.
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Are you the little Philly musician faggot bullied by Tyrone the street nigger at your practice venue?
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The big sad eyes and mouth pout scream absolute homosexual. I really hope that isn't you, because if it is + your self-described decade plus "abstinence" from women = a tragic closet case.
Breaking news, faggot - women don't really care what you look like. It's all confidence, attitude and domination. You look like Kevin Spacey bait.