Piggy can't afford cable anymore

[Uncle Floyd]

I'll buy cable for him, so he can hang himself with it.

Nice avatar, stupid.

 

[Jenna]

The year is 2010, Katy Perry & Kesha are blowing up the pop charts, audiences are puzzled at the mysteries of Inception, and literally every single millennial that has to provide for themself universally decides cable isn't worth it. Steal your parents Netflix login and use the leftover money to buy a t-shirt that says "YOLO" on it.

All except for one Fatso, who begged his mother-in-law to keep paying for it, because he needs to shoot nerf darts at Republican politicians.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Nice avatar, stupid.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Cut 240 but how much is internet and all the streaming services? This means he can’t watch CNN / MSNBC, what about sports? I thought big sports Pat needs his sports

He’s already at the bar while they’re playing. Nothing changes, he still won’t pay attention to anything while writing his 16th unfinished book.

 

[stealthygeek]

Cable packages aren't airports, Piggles.You don't need to announce your departure.

 

[Imager]

Hahahaah! Oh, it's because you stream and not because of $30K of debt breathing down your neck???

$240/month times 12 months is an extra vacation.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[guest]

Drives me nuts not knowing how he pays $240 a month for anything.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Doesn't this pigfucker use the WiFi at Hooligan's all the time anyway?

Stupid fucking retard.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Drives me nuts not knowing how he pays $240 a month for anything.

a combination of government assistance and his mother in law's generosity

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

seems like that would be a trivial amount for a 6-figure author

was nikki's bull ordering scat porn? maybe im retarded, $240 for cable seem a little far-fetched

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I don't get it, either, but I believe it. A guy I work with was paying over $300 a month for cable until we told him about YouTubeTV a year ago. Now he pays $65 a month and he said it's for the same package that he had with cable. Bear in mind that this guy is an old boomer and he still cut the cord a year before Pat. $300, though. It's insane what rubes like Pat and boomers will pay for something you can get much cheaper elsewhere.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

they have poor people packages you can qualify for with your ebt card. don't ask me how i know that.

(Spoiler, because you’re poor and on ebt)

 

[guest]

So there’s nothing on Netflix or Amazon from Fox?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

My mother still has cable but she’s a dog-brained white woman in her 70s

 

[SFWA liaison]

"we are moving into a smaller apartment in a blacker area, all because of climate change and to support diversity, nothing to do with being tens of thousands of dollars in debt because of my own stupidity"

he must be pretending it's $250 because it sounds less pathetic than penny-pinching $50/mo

bet you he's sharing wifi with the neighbor too, POOR and fat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The year is 2010, Katy Perry & Kesha are blowing up the pop charts, audiences are puzzled at the mysteries of Inception, and literally every single millennial that has to provide for themself universally decides cable isn't worth it. Steal your parents Netflix login and use the leftover money to buy a t-shirt that says "YOLO" on it.

All except for one Fatso, who begged his mother-in-law to keep paying for it, because he needs to shoot nerf darts at Republican politicians.

I barely known anyone my age with cable, everyone is streaming. Young hip piggy who thinks he should be writing for teen Vogue just realized cable is a rip 10 years too late.

 

[Sputnik]

you have to have the everything bestest ever child, package to get to that price. lets be honest he got scammed by a door to door salesman who saw drool and an pay day.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I thought they had poor people cable packages for these types.

Yeah, but they get BET,CNN, every fucking Spanish speaking channel and other bullshit, what he doesn't get is science channel so he can't watch himself

 

[guest]

I hate him for using "Welp", among a thousand other things.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

He definitely has disney+ for his star wars and cape shit.
who also own fox..

 

[Brooke Shields]

where my 123movies niggas at?