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Pig waxing fatly about his piece of shit car again

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He talks more lovingly about that piece of junk than his own wife, or daughter for that matter, what a piece of shit he and that car are.

He thinks he's appearing masculine by talking about his stupid 14-year old V6. That's why he does it. Putting on a facade and the chance for dopamine hits.

He won't talk about Niki much because he still fatly thinks of himself as young and attractive. In his stunted, pig mind he still thinks he has a shot with Anica, JessPhoenix, AnnaMaltese so he won't bring her up much. Every now and then he'll throw a compliment her way but he seriously mentions the car more than here and certainly more than his daughter, whom he rarely acknowledges at all.
 

HalfHouseFatty

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He has a car, a bike, a le creuset fart catcher, a new fridge and some guns that could be sold at auction to pay his bills. So thats about 13k max. Maybe add in the rights to his books and you're up to like 14k. Pats going to have to get a job to finish paying Quasi.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He has a car, a bike, a le creuset fart catcher, a new fridge and some guns that could be sold at auction to pay his bills. So thats about 13k max. Maybe add in the rights to his books and you're up to like 14k. Pats going to have to get a job to finish paying Quasi.
Pat is willing to risk losing everything he owns to "own the trolls".
 

Stent

ate grilled cheese off the radiator
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I hope Annabelle knows just how much she fucked up by not abandoning a loving family to live with her cool real dad. Imagine getting dropped off (late) at school in a 2008 green Mustang.
 
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