Pig waxing fatly about his piece of shit car again

[LongIslandchomper]

Hey Pat, guess who was 10 years old in January? I'll give you a hint: she isn't a car and she has no idea who you are.

 

[JewishNigger]

Nice girl car, stupid.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Long drive coming up? Where could that be to? You have a judgement to pay off, stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

Hope he wraps it around a tree.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

POS has over 160k on it, time for the junkyard

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

isnt this the same garage where his pop fixed the leather seat with the pin of a grenade or something? the sign would suggest its a bussiness called milwaukee auto spa

anyway do this fella ever do anything by himself at all?

 

[Udders]

Stop describing your 17 year old secretary car like its a Rolls Royce. "Her." Fucking slam into a wall.

 

[Midian9876]

Nice 4500 dollar car, stupid.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

The newer v6s and even 4 cylinder mustangs have more power. The 4.6 v8 is nothing to brag about, but it does get my grandmas lincoln town car to bingo on time I guess. I don't know how she manages to handle all that horsepower.

A new Toyota camry puts out more power

 

[Cuphead]

This fatass is really bragging about driving a 14 year old ugly green mustang?

 

[Dragon Wagon]

Also nice cold air intake on a stock engine. I remember when I was 16 and thought that was cool.

 

[SFWA liaison]

so nice of him to take care of the car so Quasi gets good cash on the auction

the delusion of tweeting at Ford's CEO "please pay attention to meeee, i'm an influencer" lol hope a redditor tweets the KF link at the same accounts

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He means the detailing on Quasi's car?

Every car from 1990-2010 looked like a boxy piece of shit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The car has been in 4 accidents and sits outside every winter. Its not some prime specimen. Its a polished turd.

 

[handsomeblue]

The Twitter pro tags the official Ford account instead of hashtagging, what an attention-seeking fat lesbian, and this is coming from a forum prop comic.

 

[New Name]

That car will be vandalized this summer

 

[Brooke Shields]

if twitter allowed us to view metadata on pictures we'd be able to see these were taken before Patrick was in 10s of thousands of dollars in legal debt (that's millions of pennies he will need to pay, to those of you counting.)

 

[guest]

Is he going to some con in Indy? How hard would this be to spot in a garage? In Minecraft.

 

[New Name]

Is he going to some con in Indy? How hard would this be to spot in a garage? In Minecraft.

It'll be the only 08 Bullitt with sconnie plates in the city

 

[It’s Meboe]

Pat, since you’re here reading this, I hope you crash it and die.
Sincerely,
An atalker that’s trying to be edgy.

ps You are fat