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Pig is sperging out about the new Matrix movie right now

AntsBatteryCharge

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Fresh sperging, it's basically his religion at this point. Never thought we would see something he worships more than himself, Star Wars, or Star Trek.

At a glance, it looks like he's saying something. Anyone who looks closer will see that he is not. "I said progress and mentioned meaning without any specifics, child, for I am a genius."

I kinda like the first Matrix for what it is. A dopey action movie with a few effects that were new at the time. It also took ideas from a comic book I like because I'm a faggot.

Anyway, Cronenberg's eXistenZ came out the same year and handled similar ideas in a better way, if you ask me.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Even more sperging, looks like tonight is going to an especially autistic night.

It's a FUCKING trailer, you diabetic lemming.

Watch your preview. Consider your interests for 3 minutes. Then go about your life.

How come I can do this? How come we can all do this? Why can't you?

Why does everything you put in your mouth have to have carbohydrates in it? Why do they have to be simple carbs with no fiber? Have you ever taken a healthy shit in your entire life? Do you know what psyllium husk is? Do you know what healthy liver enzymes look like? What greens do you ingest besides St Patrick's Day beer?
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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It's a FUCKING trailer, you diabetic lemming.

Watch your preview. Consider your interests for 3 minutes. Then go about your life.

How come I can do this? How come we can all do this? Why can't you?

Why does everything you put in your mouth have to have carbohydrates in it? Why do they have to be simple carbs with no fiber? Have you ever taken a healthy shit in your entire life? Do you know what psyllium husk is? Do you know what healthy liver enzymes look like? What greens do you ingest besides St Patrick's Day beer?
I like how Pat is so enraging you drop your masterful bit. He really brings the worst out of people.
 

Raymond

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Looking dope af. Fucking rube. I despise him and the movie taste of anybody who's into The Matrix. Sunglasses at night and indoors are such gay cringe too.

faggots.JPG
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I like how Pat is so enraging you drop your masterful bit. He really brings the worst out of people.

What bit did I drop? I'm a musician who loves film and partakes in it with my lovely woman. But it's not my whole life, nor am I a blind consumer to it like he is.

He enrages me because he's ignorant. That's why Gosia even calls him "The Fat American". That's why I chastise the bloody stool.
 

Meownaw

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What bit did I drop? I'm a musician who loves film and partakes in it with my lovely woman. But it's not my whole life, nor am I a blind consumer to it like he is.

He enrages me because he's ignorant. That's why Gosia even calls him "The Fat American". That's why I chastise the bloody stool.
Didn't mean to offend. I love ya brothaman.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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I still remember exactly where I was when I saw the Super Bowl trailer for The Matrix. I don't even remember anything else about that day or which SB it was but I remember me and my buddies being "FAWKKKK... we gotta see that!!"

It was one of the most hyped up scifi movies of all time, you dumb fat twat.
I was happy with that Super Bowl. The Atlanta Failclowns got housed
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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This is such a cash grab on the fools like pat. Of course they add a blue hair with the side shaven. Its so forced. Pat just gobbles it all up. I dont think he has ever been critical of any of these dork movies. He just wants to consume it all. He is totally ok with these companies ruining all these billion dollar franchises with lame on the nose politics that will never age well.
 

Will Tate

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Okay, which one of you scoundrels went and spoiled the movie for ol' Petey Rick? He was really looking forward to seeing this film!

 

CarolMaxheinie

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In his tweet he spelled it Martix: Resurection, it’s a two word title and you got them both wrong you useless bloated illiterate cunt.
“Professional author” whose books sell like shit
“Pundit” whom no one hires or listens to
“Writer” who can’t spell or tell a story

Patrick S Tomlinson is a legitimate pants-shitting retard
 

TorqueWheeler

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Not to be a contrarian but the Matrix was just OK. The first one. Good gunfights and effects for the time. Never really been into sci-fi and the "philosophising" plot was Plato's Cave for retards. Never got the hype. Heard the other 2 were shit so never bothered. Certainly won't bother with this one. Pat's fat is what I'm getting at.
The first is still fairly solid. The two sequels are absolutely terrible and despite far bigger budgets somehow look even worse than the first. The rave sequence in the second movie is one of the most tedious things I've ever seen. I'm not going to say everything I've ever been involved in has been great but I couldn't even pretend to be happy with those two heaps of shit if my career depended on it.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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There was no need for a 4th Matrix, especially since the majority of viewers thought the 2nd and 3rd were bad. The 1st was a hit and was cool at the time but has aged badly, the whole “bullet time” effect which was applauded but dates it forever as a 90s movie. Also the black leather trench coat also screams late 90s. Younger people don’t give a shit about the matrix and this movie was made for middle aged man children like Pat. This is like how they keep trying to bring Terminator back only to keep screwing it up. This is just a cheap nostalgia cash grab and fatty can’t see the studios don’t think much of their audience. I used to work in TV/Film production and was told by many “higher ups” at networks they know their audience is stupid and we’re against anything that required the viewer to think. Just stare at it and make sure you cry and cheer at the correct places (sound familiar?)
 
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