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Pig is sperging out about the new Matrix movie right now

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I like science fiction (not the Writers Association though, child).

Will I watch the movie? Probably.

Will I like it? Probably not.

What makes me chuckle about modern sci Fi is how they try SO hard to make a statement about something, and in the end say nothing at all. I'm going to sound my age here, but why is it that schlock like "Forbidden Planet" can be metaphorical just by ripping off "The Tempest", or the best episodes of the original Star Trek can say so much about the human condition when it's just molestees behind a rubber mask, than a modern film can with a $300 million dollar fucking budget?

I will admit the trailer was interesting, but in a way that made me think "it's going to be so godawful or it might surprise me by being decent", but none of it made think "genre-defining". Milwaukee's Breast over there is so desperate to be viral he jumps on anything to try and be right just once... And ends up wrong every time.
 
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Fat gave a "you go gurl" response to some blue checkmarked lesbite who thanked "Lana" for bringing 50 year old Carrie Ann Moss back and not hiring some younger actress instead. Of course, both she and The Pig will ignore the fact that Laurence Fishburne had been replaced as Morpheus by a younger actor because he got fat. These dickheads will never see their own hypocrisy.
 
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I'llRoastYaFor$5 said:
The trailer for the 4th movie just dropped. Looks like absolute fucking horseshit. I'm sure piggy will gobble up all that nostalgia and be the first in line to see it like the good little consumer that he is

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Opening line, "Thomas.. you seem particularly triggered.." ENOUGH ALREADY! Fucking faggots.

Also, the quirky characters.. 'I'm a girl but I wear my hair short and it's dyed a kooky color because I'm quirky. And kooky! See? Cuz of my hair!" Unimaginative drivel.
 
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RobertMewler said:
Also, the quirky characters.. 'I'm a girl but I wear my hair short and it's dyed a kooky color because I'm quirky. And kooky! See? Cuz of my hair!" Unimaginative drivel.
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Guarantee she's the archetype "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" of the film.

By the way, Fuck "Elizabethtown" for creating that term, and Fuck Cameron Crowe for being right about it.
 
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It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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peckafacce said:
Brothers. They didn't transition until after. Also very little press trailers. Just the one on the fucking superbowl. That's pretty obscure, isn't it?
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I beg your pardon, child, but it was Caitlin Jenner who won that gold medal in 1976. #FirstFemaleToWintheMen'sDecathalon.com
 
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The Wachowski abominations havent made a "good" movie since the original Matrix and even that's debatable. Everything they touch turns to shit much like their penises. Both troons arent even doing this movie the one of them tapped out and said they dont want to make another. So not only are they tranny freaks but one of them is a jew.
 
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