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Pig is sperging out about the new Matrix movie right now

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Pat's so woke it enables him to time travel and rewrite history. Hey faggot, what entitles you as a "boring straight white guy" to erase the origin stories of these proud transwomen? Do you think they were "stealthytrannies" at that point? Fat hog, dumb too.

I hope no cyberstlakers point this out to Rick. They could end up in federal fuck you in the ass prison.
 
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It was insanely hyped for the time, this idiot doesn't remember. My stupid family was never a big "let's all go to the movie theater" family, so every movie was a big event for me, at least before I became a teenager and saw whatever I wanted. 99 we saw Phantom Menace, Sixth Sense and The Matrix. By comparison, in 98 we only saw Armageddon... because my aunt won free tickets calling into a radio show.

Stop trying to gaslight my childhood, Rick.
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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Its "the toymaker" shit that got exposed, I would have to look around for the shots but that fingernail polish nigger is into kids

Teller tried to tell us for years but nobody understood his hand signals
I remember the talk about that on reddit. I thought there was something new that had happened.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Brothers. They didn't transition until after. Also very little press trailers. Just the one on the fucking superbowl. That's pretty obscure, isn't it?
The Matrix hit me hard growing up, almost as hard as when Bruce Jenner won all those gold medals.
Oh yeah, when she won all those medals...
 

Will Tate

Oven March
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It’s going to be so fucking bad. It’s going to have some pointless shoe horned message about how it’s okay to be gay.

the Matrix is a great film, but it was a long time ago and now it’s 3 movies later and directed by a mental tranny in 2021. It’s going to be awful.
They may have well just called it The Matrix Awakens. Gonna be lazy, uninspired, cash-grabbing horseshit stuffed full of 'memberberries.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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They may have well just called it The Matrix Awakens. Gonna be lazy, uninspired, cash-grabbing horseshit stuffed full of 'memberberries.

I watched the trailer, it just looks like a parody of itself now. It doesn’t even have that green filter thing going on.

I personally think the Wachowski sister is brave and stunning. Stunning and brave. It’s going to be powerful. I hope it stands up and isn’t afraid to say love defeats hate and love between all races and genders.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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Hoo Hoo
 

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They may have well just called it The Matrix Awakens. Gonna be lazy, uninspired, cash-grabbing horseshit stuffed full of 'memberberries.
Like you say it’s a cash grab. They know in this shitty childish society they have a built in audience of man children in their 40s. They’ll tweet about it and go to see it dressed as their favourite characters. We live in an infantile society. Pat’s 42 with a kid and he’s more excited for a movie that doesn’t come out for 3 months than he ever has been about her life. He’s pathetic.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I remember the soundtrack being heavily marketed too
It was all hit songs / remixes from the big hard rock / metal groups at the time. Rob Zombie, Manson, Rage, Deftones, etc and I remember they even have videos for a 1-2 of the big tracks that were made up of clips from the movie. Of course this was back in the TRL days so music videos were still being played. Piggy lived in bumble fuck fly over country and was such a loser he wasn’t even aware of the hype surrounding the movie. I think one of the big advertising campaigns was just ads asking “What is the Matrix?”
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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The matrix sucked, even if you disagree you know matrix 2 sucked.

Humans as batteries is fucking retarded, its like trying to power your car with a potato battery

Fuck you and fuck your gay leather trench coat.
A-fuckin-men on that. I couldn't be bothered to care enough to hate that movie. So many faggots I knew started listening to techno and wearing goofy fucking sunglasses cuz of that movie when it came out.

The Wachowski brothers can - and probably often do - eat a bag of dicks. Cloud Atlas was a pile of shit and Jupiter Asvending bombed harder than AntH at a roast. Even V for Vandetta, a movie that pretty much was right in line with my concernson the direction of society, was a chore to watch.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Like you say it’s a cash grab. They know in this shitty childish society they have a built in audience of man children in their 40s. They’ll tweet about it and go to see it dressed as their favourite characters. We live in an infantile society. Pat’s 42 with a kid and he’s more excited for a movie that doesn’t come out for 3 months than he ever has been about her life. He’s pathetic.

All he's been doing for the past few hours is tweeting screenshots and gifs from the new movie. He couldn't be more of a fucking consumer meme if he tried.

Fat asshole.
 

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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All he's been doing for the past few hours is tweeting screenshots and gifs from the new movie. He couldn't be more of a fucking consumer meme if he tried.

Fat asshole.
Wrong as always, child. The Matrix is a cornerstone of cinema and inspired much of what came after. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

I know Kung Fu.
 

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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The trailer for the 4th movie just dropped. Looks like absolute fucking horseshit. I'm sure piggy will gobble up all that nostalgia and be the first in line to see it like the good little consumer that he is


Again, wrong as always, atalker. It looks amazing. I'm sorry your thinkin' meats is so underpowered to appreciate the sublime visuals and action segments we were given a taste of. This date will be remembered always with me.

NEO AND TRINITY ARE BACK

Hush now.
 
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