🚨🚨Pat posts new food pic🚨🚨

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"I hate runny eggs" is ironic considering he's the biggest running yolk in Milwaukee. HIYOOOOOO!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

"I hate runny eggs" is ironic considering he's the biggest running yolk in Milwaukee. HIYOOOOOO!

Tell us where you will be performing today, Torquie!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It’s like he just picks shit to not like so he can be confrontational.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It’s like he just picks shit to not like so he can be confrontational.

He is a perfect candidate for reverse logic and he will willingly walk right into the rake laid in front of him.

 

[TorpidSloth]

For like 40 dollars he could get a set of new plates from Ikea. Nice 1980s Karen Hill crockery, stupid

 

[TorpidSloth]

Hates rare steak and "runny" eggs. Of course he looks like he does, his body hates testosterone producing foods.

 

[PogromStallone]

This fat fuck can't do anything right. "I don't care for pâté so I didn't make a duxelles for my Wellington and instead of buying prosciutto I just used bacon." "My palate doesn't agree with steak that's been cooked properly." "I order white wine with my steak." "I don't like runny eggs so I put fucking scrambled egg on a dish that specifically calls for a fried egg."

Nigga isn't even smart enough to just do an egg over-easy as a compromise. I hate this dumb cunt so much.

Pat is a retard when it comes to food but you are supposed to change recipes to fit your own tastes, it's a bit autistic to follow recipes to 100% when it includes parts you don't like. Following recipes completely is something beginner chefs do and when you know more about cooking is when you start changing things around. I don't think Pat ever evolved beyond beginner chef but changing a recipe does not mean you're doing something wrong.

 

[captain_kamala]

Pat is a retard when it comes to food but you are supposed to change recipes to fit your own tastes, it's a bit autistic to follow recipes to 100% when it includes parts you don't like. Following recipes completely is something beginner chefs do and when you know more about cooking is when you start changing things around. I don't think Pat ever evolved beyond beginner chef but changing a recipe does not mean you're doing something wrong.

r/ididnthaveeggs

 

[AliceWorquer]

I'm the prettiest girl here and that bothers people so much

Yeah, but until the other one posts a picture of her maybe fat hands you're also the ugliest.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat is a retard when it comes to food but you are supposed to change recipes to fit your own tastes, it's a bit autistic to follow recipes to 100% when it includes parts you don't like. Following recipes completely is something beginner chefs do and when you know more about cooking is when you start changing things around. I don't think Pat ever evolved beyond beginner chef but changing a recipe does not mean you're doing something wrong.

I think there are ways to modify and adapt recipes without completely taking a shit on them and then bragging about it on social media but to each his own. There are ways to do things in Italian cuisine that they will literally take a shit on your face if you fuck with them. That's just how it works with real food.

But to your point, I only eat very well, thanks. I don't need to be told how fucking something up is actually some sort of advanced cooking knowledge that's beyond me.

 

[PogromStallone]

I think there are ways to modify and adapt recipes without completely taking a shit on them and then bragging about it on social media but to each his own. There are ways to do things in Italian cuisine that they will literally take a shit on your face if you fuck with them. That's just how it works with real food.

But to your point, I only eat very well, thanks. I don't need to be told how fucking something up is actually some sort of advanced cooking knowledge that's beyond me.

I am not saying Pat has the knowledge to change the recipes but fucking up is more inline with letting the wellington get burnt, not replacing the prosciutto.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I am not saying Pat has the knowledge to change the recipes but fucking up is more inline with letting the wellington get burnt, not replacing the prosciutto.

I get what you're mean, but I think it's more to do with Fat taking a foreign recipe, taking the adult ingredients and replacing them with something closer to his uncultured American kid palate, and then putting himself across as this cultured man of taste on social media.

It's not like what he's replacing enhances the dish, neither is he upfront about being a simple American rube either. He really thinks he's this cool as beans Anthony Bourdan wildman who can totally kick your ass while wearing his chili sauce stained Captain American tee and thinks Dave Grohl rocks.

He's fat, Pogramster.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I am not saying Pat has the knowledge to change the recipes but fucking up is more inline with letting the wellington get burnt, not replacing the prosciutto.

In those terms I agree but replacing the prosciutto with bacon is a hard disagree from me but you do you, dude.

 

[PogromStallone]

In those terms I agree but replacing the prosciutto with bacon is a hard disagree from me but you do you, dude.

I am not saying I agree with what he's done, he has the palate of a fat middle schooler.

I get what you're mean, but I think it's more to do with Fat taking a foreign recipe, taking the adult ingredients and replacing them with something closer to his uncultured American kid palate, and then putting himself across as this cultured man of taste on social media.

It's not like what he's replacing enhances the dish, neither is he upfront about being a simple American rube either. He really thinks he's this cool as beans Anthony Bourdan wildman who can totally kick your ass while wearing his chili sauce stained Captain American tee and thinks Dave Grohl rocks.

He's fat, Pogramster.

He never changes herbs or shit like that, it's more in the vein of adding jalapenos to burgers and acting like he's a master of fusion.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Pat is a retard when it comes to food but you are supposed to change recipes to fit your own tastes, it's a bit autistic to follow recipes to 100% when it includes parts you don't like. Following recipes completely is something beginner chefs do and when you know more about cooking is when you start changing things around. I don't think Pat ever evolved beyond beginner chef but changing a recipe does not mean you're doing something wrong.

Fucking up a beef wellington and not knowing how or why is such a Patrick move though. The only reason its so well regarded as a recipe is because its so complicated to make perfectly, and there totally is an objective standard of perfection for a beef wellington. Its not a meal that's made to be interpreted. Just being able to follow the recipe is a benchmark of skill so making up your own method completely defies the point of why it's a dish to be proud of in the first place. Every time that fat idiot tries to show the world he has any kind of skillset, he manages to choose examples that only show just how impressively deep his ignorance is. Its astounding how good he is at fucking everything up.

 

[Jenna]

He never changes herbs or shit like that, it's more in the vein of adding jalapenos to burgers and acting like he's a master of fusion.

I remember the stupid apple pie, like you're supposed to make it with granny smith but he made them with red delicious (or maybe the opposite). It's never about working with the ingredients you got to alter a recipe. It's always the idiots have been doing it wrong, time for me to show you the correct way. Like he expects Gordon Ramsey to publicly endorse his recipe and say the best chefs in the world are working in amateur kitchens.

 

[fricklefrackle]

I remember the stupid apple pie, like you're supposed to make it with granny smith but he made them with red delicious (or maybe the opposite). It's never about working with the ingredients you got to alter a recipe. It's always the idiots have been doing it wrong, time for me to show you the correct way. Like he expects Gordon Ramsey to publicly endorse his recipe and say the best chefs in the world are working in amateur kitchens.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Lol didn't notice the open modelo before.

 

[Udders]

This fat fuck can't do anything right. "I don't care for pâté so I didn't make a duxelles for my Wellington and instead of buying prosciutto I just used bacon." "My palate doesn't agree with steak that's been cooked properly." "I order white wine with my steak." "I don't like runny eggs so I put fucking scrambled egg on a dish that specifically calls for a fried egg."

Nigga isn't even smart enough to just do an egg over-easy as a compromise. I hate this dumb cunt so much.

Don't forget not even being able to handle his own mothers breast milk. Natures been trying to weed him out since birth.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It’s like he just picks shit to not like so he can be confrontational.

It's actually very consistent, he eats like a child