🚨🚨Pat posts new food pic🚨🚨

[Turk February]

Gravy? Egg!?

Whatever happened to this guy? He was funny.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Whatever happened to this guy? He was funny.

yeah he was a great poster, his last thread was a fucking riot.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I believe he complained on his european honeymoon that the restaurant wouldn't make him scrambled eggs (while wearing his smedium captain America t shirt).

You can really tell how uneven his nose is in this pic

 

[DominusOdium]

On Threads because he’s a FUCKING PUSSY. I think it looks like shit and I hate the lazy fork placement and black plate.

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Had to be a dick and one up a friend. Just, well, had to.

What a hateable cunt.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

there are no shelled pistachios in any of the pictures. it really detracts from the quality of their cuisine.

 

[captain_kamala]

He's literally gay as fuck. Why can't he be like here's some authentic Louisiana creole food or some Texas BBQ. It's because he's gay. That's why.

 

[fricklefrackle]

I believe he complained on his european honeymoon that the restaurant wouldn't make him scrambled eggs (while wearing his smedium captain America t shirt).

That was another lie. Scrambled eggs are common in that region. He just wanted to sound "too American" for the French.

 

[Cumiace]

"Un cochon américain aux gros seins vient de commander des œufs brouillés, mierde!"

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hawaii literally has the worst food of any us state. I used to live next to a Hawaiian restaurant so I got stuck eating it all the time. Spam and mayo.

Have you been to the Dakotas? Their signature dishes are just frybread and potato-based whatever. Bland nonsense.

I will say that I love Hawaiian BBQ but I'm not sure if they actually eat it in Hawaii or if it's is just a name in the same vein as "Chinese food". I've never been to Hawaii so I don't know. World Traveler Pat has me beat on that one. But I can handle eggs that aren't scrambled and meat that hasn't been cooked into leather so maybe I get a point back.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

That was another lie. Scrambled eggs are common in that region. He just wanted to sound "too American" for the French.

I wonder if he ordered a dish where the egg not being scrambled is part of the dish but he asked for it to be scrambled anyway. Like eggs benedict or something. The idea that the gay chefs in France wouldn't make him an over-the-top fancy scrambled egg makes no sense.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I believe he complained on his european honeymoon that the restaurant wouldn't make him scrambled eggs (while wearing his smedium captain America t shirt).

They probably served him this and his tummy couldn't handle it

 

[captain_kamala]

Have you been to the Dakotas? Their signature dishes are just frybread and potato-based whatever. Bland nonsense.

I will say that I love Hawaiian BBQ but I'm not sure if they actually eat it in Hawaii or if it's is just a name in the same vein as "Chinese food". I've never been to Hawaii so I don't know. World Traveler Pat has me beat on that one. But I can handle eggs that aren't scrambled and meat that hasn't been cooked into leather so maybe I get a point back.

Only time I ever met hairspray drinkers was in rehab but yeah frybread is shit

 

[captain_kamala]

Oh and I used to go to Hawaii as a child and people would mistake me for a local because I'm so beautiful and exxotical

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Oh and I used to go to Hawaii as a child

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Still using that same exact fucking plate and fork. At least he had the decency to take a pic before he started shoving it down his fat snout

 

[captain_kamala]

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One time I was playing in really rough waves with my dad and my bikini top flipped and exposed my nipple. Fawk

 

[fricklefrackle]

I wonder if he ordered a dish where the egg not being scrambled is part of the dish but he asked for it to be scrambled anyway. Like eggs benedict or something. The idea that the gay chefs in France wouldn't make him an over-the-top fancy scrambled egg makes no sense.

I was trying to refuse to entertain that possibility but you can't put it past the asshole. Scrambled eggs benedict is a very Tomlinson move.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

One time I was playing in really rough waves with my dad and my bikini top flipped and exposed my nipple. Fawk

 

[lil chud]

You can really tell how uneven his nose is in this pic
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People like this are so exhausting. Always politics with them, no one gives a fuck.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

The god damn flips flops anger me more than his obesity