🚨🚨Pat posts new food pic🚨🚨

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fucking up a beef wellington and not knowing how or why is such a Patrick move though. The only reason its so well regarded as a recipe is because its so complicated to make perfectly, and there totally is an objective standard of perfection for a beef wellington. Its not a meal that's made to be interpreted. Just being able to follow the recipe is a benchmark of skill so making up your own method completely defies the point of why it's a dish to be proud of in the first place. Every time that fat idiot tries to show the world he has any kind of skillset, he manages to choose examples that only show just how impressively deep his ignorance is. Its astounding how good he is at fucking everything up.

it's like making a prime rib and cooking it Well with no herbs on the outside because the salty crust doesn't agree with your palate. you just wasted a perfectly good cut of meat when you could have just made sirloin well if that's the meat you want.

 

[AliceWorquer]

it's like making a prime rib and cooking it Well with no herbs on the outside because the salty crust doesn't agree with your palate. you just wasted a perfectly good cut of meat when you could have just made sirloin well if that's the meat you want.

It could have been a shitty beef pie from hoolies. He would have still called it delicious and posted a photo like its food porn. The only difference he can discern is that he knows people get praise for being special if they make a beef wellington.