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[MEDIA=vocaroo]16JWkvPrgaey[/MEDIA]Who we got on the lines....
Wild Card play-in games are fucking gay. It annoys me that people consider that making the playoffs. I argued with Pat about that on Reddit years agoJays don't have the pitching to make a significant run. Yankees have been going through the motions too long and will blow it against a team on a hot streak. I've watched Seattle too many years to think it will happen for them now. I can't root for Cleveland to win anything under the terrible new moniker. Houston takes the AL.
I don't watch much NL, so I'll take the Dodgers since they won a shitload of games with a lot of injured players. Depth is huge.
Not really excited for the playoffs. Expanded post-season has really diluted late season dramatics and watching teams that didn't win their division have locker room champagne celebrations doesn't sit well with a curmudgeon like me.
The one thing I like about the new format is that the top 2 teams from each league become shoe ins for the championship series, which is really how it should be. Regular season excellence gets rewarded.Not really excited for the playoffs. Expanded post-season has really diluted late season dramatics and watching teams that didn't win their division have locker room champagne celebrations doesn't sit well with a curmudgeon like me.
It could have the opposite fact on hitters, it'll be interesting to see what happens. Hitting is all about rhythm and timing, and when it comes to relief pitchers I'm not sure a closer sitting for a full week is great for them. It's not like football. The two teams that get the bye are going to be dealing with a team riding high from winning too, those 5 game series go quick, 1 or 2 slip ups and you're fucked...those can be a coin flip. Though with the experience of LA and Atlanta it probably won't matter. I'd probably bet on Houston walking through the shitty American League again regardless of whatever happens.Their pitchers resting for like 4 days while the other teams fight for their lives is a pretty crazy advantage
Blue Jays aren't good enough to beat the Yankees, they lost to them all year.The Blue Jays are going to absolutely fucking dunk on the Astros in the DS. They are good enough to beat the Yankees and I'd love to see it, but they won't. Padres are gonna drop down to the final WC spot to dodge the NL East runner-up, beat STL, then beat the Braves. Gonna either be a Subway Series or Yankees/Dodgers, probably the latter.
But it makes the game fun....La Russa just re-retired. Reinsdorf needs to clear out the front office, coaches, trainers, and a bunch of the veteran players. The way the team played this year was legitimately insulting. So sick of the behavior that is now accepted in baseball. Pretty much every game there would be an instance where one of the White Sox players would pimp a flyball which would end up either being caught at the warning track or drop and just be a single instead of extra bases because the fucking player stood there pimping it rather than running. Fucking pathetic how none of the players would ever get heated at teammates who did that shit.
They were 8-11 against them and regular season means absolutely nothing in every sport but particularly baseball. They won't lose any Manoah starts in the playoffs, they probably throw in a random 11-10 win in a Berrios start and lose the series 4-3.Blue Jays aren't good enough to beat the Yankees, they lost to them all year.
Well throw 3 of those wins out because that was when the Yankees were in their two month long stretch where they looked like the Bad News Bears. At no point this year have I thought they looked like a serious challenger. Springer, Bichette, and Vlad are talented, but they're more hype than stars. The amount of errors and bonehead mistakes Bichette and Vlad make are not flukes but who they are. This is Vlad in a nutshell, gets a hit and an RBI but kills the rally because he's busy looking at a ball that travelled 325ft and landed on the track.They were 8-11 against them and regular season means absolutely nothing in every sport but particularly baseball. They won't lose any Manoah starts in the playoffs, they probably throw in a random 11-10 win in a Berrios start and lose the series 4-3.
Idk, jays got seattle in round 1, manoah, berrios, and gausman vs robbie ray, castillo, gilbert,.. jays offense blows them away if they get hot..vladdy jr is a fat faggot... should be a good seriesJays don't have the pitching to make a significant run. Yankees have been going through the motions too long and will blow it against a team on a hot streak.
Pretty much every game there would be an instance where one of the White Sox players would pimp a flyball which would end up either being caught at the warning track or drop and just be a single instead of extra bases because the fucking player stood there pimping it rather than running.
I guarantee you the Blue Jays beat the Astros. I'm betting $1,000 on it when the series price comes out. I guarantee it. And they're gonna win the AL next year if they can sign or trade for a legitimate #1 starter to go along with Manoah.Well throw 3 of those wins out because that was when the Yankees were in their two month long stretch where they looked like the Bad News Bears. At no point this year have I thought they looked like a serious challenger. Springer, Bichette, and Vlad are talented, but they're more hype than stars. The amount of errors and bonehead mistakes Bichette and Vlad make are not flukes but who they are. This is Vlad in a nutshell, gets a hit and an RBI but kills the rally because he's busy looking at a ball that travelled 325ft and landed on the track.
It would be like me citing Stanton and Gleyber as serious reasons why the Yankees will win despite their obvious flaws. The Astros are the best team in the American League and only if enough guys on the Yankees get hot will anybody in the AL beat them.
Dodgers, Astros, Braves are the only teams I see winning this year.
I think Blue Jays/Mariners will be pretty entertaining, probably goes the full three games. If Manoah does lose at all in the playoffs it'll be against Ray in G1 because Ray knows the Blue Jays, but that can work both ways, they know Ray too.Idk, jays got seattle in round 1, manoah, berrios, and gausman vs robbie ray, castillo, gilbert,.. jays offense blows them away if they get hot..vladdy jr is a fat faggot... should be a good series
What else did you expect from a lineup full of fresh off the boat cubans
Tiebreakers are now decided by head to head record instead of a 1 game playoffHow did the Phillies clinch the wild card? Can't the Brewers still tie them?
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