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How's it feel to be next to Cumia?We need some beauty to balance out the beast.
Still would.Well check out this photoshop!
Wait, that's not Mike Bochetti's face superimposed onto Lucy? That's just how she looks in 2023?
I want to punch this Pepe the Frog looking nigga's lights out.Well check out this photoshop!
Wait, that's not Mike Bochetti's face superimposed onto Lucy? That's just how she looks in 2023?
When the roles run dry and she hits the wall so give it 2 years.When is Juan Ortiz finally going to show off her cock?
Finna seethe, Jewna?You wanna hear a funny story?
So Disney wants Lucy bad for one of their Star Wars shows, get the nostalgic Xena audience, kinda like how Wednesday cast Ricci. Lucy is of course interested, it's her big mainstream comeback! No more New Zealand lighthearted crime dramas for Lucy, fucking DISNEY is calling! Yay!
So the Gina Carano kerfuffle happens, and the TERF/anti-trans community starts demanding that her character get replaced by Lucy Lawless. Make a petition, annoy all of social media. What does Disney do? "Well if we cast Lucy in a role, it looks like we're giving in to the anti-trans internet movement". So they break off negotiations and cast someone else. Lucy stays in New Zealand.
All your Lucy shitposting and the universe is actively conspiring against her comeback, and hindering her career. But hey, keep making Nazi Lucy jokes.
Lawless thinks her fan casting might have hurt her chances to ever join the Star Wars universe. Most companies pay no heed to fan demand, and Lawless believes that if Disney listened to the fans about her casting, it would have been detrimental for them in the long run.
"Well to be honest with you, I was already in discussions about something on - it wasn't The Mandalorian - something Star Wars-affiliated. It might have hurt me in some way, because then they couldn't hire me because it would seem to be pandering to... I'm just guessing here, I don't know anything, but in some ways, it can be unhelpful, because if they pander to this fan group, then how are you going to pander to every other fan group, do you know what I mean?"
The actress is currently starring in the New Zealand crime drama show My Life is Murder. The show recently began airing its second season on Acorn TV.
Lucy Lawless Thinks Star Wars Talks May Have Been Ruined by Cara Dune Rumors
Lucy Lawless appreciates the love but thinks her fan casting as Cara Dune may have hurt her chances to join the Star Wars universe.movieweb.com
Acorn TV! Acorn TV! Jamie, pull up some of those other Acorn TV Original Series.
Jenna has butthole eyes. I hope she dies of uterine cancer.
In Jenna's shadow really.Why THE FUCK have i been put next to Jenna both FAWKING times?!
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If you're a regular poster who is wondering why you're not invited to the secret chat, it's because Cakehorn demands his low-effort alts be added to the discussion instead of you. I made a list of 8 posters I'd rather have besides this dude and none of them fight my Jenna battles for me. One of them is @Will Tate who needs to mute his mic and open his PMs.
But yeah, despite the Lucy Hitler avatar and easy R&F reference username, @Say “Cookie” is a totally new poster. Who talks and acts exactly like Cakehorn. What's your story Say Cookie? Introduce yourself to the forums!
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