Nana's Pottstown, PA gig last night turned out to be a total shit show!

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

O&A entertained me for several years while I was doing oilfield consulting. I was doing long haul miles in a year. I put on 400,000 miles in 3.5 years with a Ram Cummins listening to these homos. I don't know why it's so satisfying watching Nana show up to an audient in his Malcolm in the Middle shirt holding a beer because of his crippling addiction. There was a time when I did think it would be fun going to Anthony's but it's embarrassing to admit that now.

tl;dr I'm a faggot because I liked O&A.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

It's the opposite. He's using Compound Media to promote his standup appearances so that people will attend. If you want to promote your own network you go on Rogan, Burr, Bobby, Vos, and other comedy podcasts and plug your shows. Then do the faggy political stuff like Cucker Carlson or Fox News or Alex Jones or whatever and try to win those audiences over.

The only people who show up to Anthony's live gigs are already Compound Media subscribers or desperate O&A fans. Not a single person saw Anthony perform that night or any night on stage and say "I gotta become a Compound subscriber".

Did Cumia get any kind of bump for guest hosting Alex Jones' show? That to me was the nadir of Nana's radio career: begging to guest host on a guy's platform after making fun of him for years, showing up in a poorly fitting/disheveled suit plus sporting graying afro-helmet hair and then he immediately starts babbling about transsexual porn.

 

[guest]

It's the opposite. He's using Compound Media to promote his standup appearances so that people will attend. If you want to promote your own network you go on Rogan, Burr, Bobby, Vos, and other comedy podcasts and plug your shows. Then do the faggy political stuff like Cucker Carlson or Fox News or Alex Jones or whatever and try to win those audiences over.

The only people who show up to Anthony's live gigs are already Compound Media subscribers or desperate O&A fans. Not a single person saw Anthony perform that night or any night on stage and say "I gotta become a Compound subscriber".

I think you guys are overthinking it. Nana just wanted to go somewhere where he could get drunk while the dregs of his fanbase told him he's great and still hilarious. The last 9 years have shown that he doesn't care/doesn't know how to grow his subscriber base or make money so why would he try to start now? He's just an alcoholic old faggot who craves the adulation of strangers.

 

[Zeroman]

Hold up

You should offer your services under the guise of a "fan". We will chip in for a nice crucifix and garlic necklace if you do enter his lair.

I wouldn’t have to enter the Minneola Shithole and slip on all of the saliva on the floor because the beauty of graphic design these days is that you can do it remotely. I live in FL and I wouldn’t put up with a flight to LI just to meet Nana. I met him once in my life and that was enough.

Also, I wouldn’t be the guy for that job because I would never turn in substandard product like whomever the MSPaint amateur is that submitted that mish mosh of poor design choices.

For the record, Nana is a closeted faggot.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'm not sure what you guys are on about, it sounds like they were killing!

When I got there, I saw a sign for a funeral and thought I was in the wrong place. As it turns out, the place had booked one building for the Shuli show and the other for a funeral/viewing/or something like that.

 

[Coonskin]

Nana just had a beer with Ben Sparks before today's show

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

I think you guys are overthinking it. Nana just wanted to go somewhere where he could get drunk while the dregs of his fanbase told him he's great and still hilarious. The last 9 years have shown that he doesn't care/doesn't know how to grow his subscriber base or make money so why would he try to start now? He's just an alcoholic old faggot who craves the adulation of strangers.

I'd love to find out what Missy thinks of this all the way down in SC. She's been there 6 months now and Anthony's constantly putting off moving, even visiting, so he can instead spend his weekends doing this - pretending he's still a somebody while performing his awful, FN obsessive standup inside of a tent to two dozen opiate addicts in a dogshit, forgotten former factory town.

 

[LingerLonger]

I think you guys are overthinking it. Nana just wanted to go somewhere where he could get drunk while the dregs of his fanbase told him he's great and still hilarious. The last 9 years have shown that he doesn't care/doesn't know how to grow his subscriber base or make money so why would he try to start now? He's just an alcoholic old faggot who craves the adulation of strangers.

It is hard for me to put myself in the shoes of a 65-year-old closeted alcoholic to be fair (mommy's shoes). You also have to figure that Anthony is likely driving drunk again if he is indeed driving himself to and from these bar and comedy club shows. Either that or hiring a driver for these long commutes which means he is burning more cash from each gig. Does he even have a license?

But you also have to remember that Anthony booked a worldwide media tour for his book signings which went nowhere. Thinking that tens of thousands of O&A fans and right wing individuals would flock to his autograph appearances and purchase shelves of his books. He must know that deep down inside he is not a draw on his own. And must book himself alongside mediocre hacks and leech off of their audience more than they are even leeching off of him. Comedians used to do anything that they could to get on O&A for plugs. Being humiliated like Richard Jeni or Birbiglia and so on. Now Anthony has to beg unknown road hacks and has-been losers for pennies.

If you had told the average O&A fan in 2004-2013 that Anthony would be abandoned by Opie, Norton, all O&A comedians, would be destitute, a total pariah, outed as a boy lover and tranny enthusiast, and hated by all of the fans you would have been met with total disbelief. I would just love to once hear from like Terry Clifford, Scott and Todd, John and Jeff, or some other Jocktober victims.

 

[Phish]

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[Roslyn Heights Biter]

She's having fun & you don't like that!

 

[Mike Glyer]

Ho-lee shit. This is my Panera’s local market. I had no idea Nana was going to be in town last night. How pathetic to not be able to move the needle in Pottstown PA. The local crack dealers drew a bigger crowd than he did.

He was at Rivet last year calling people "niggers" on High Street on camera because he was wasted and the guy got in without paying. Another block or two and we could have had black on Cumia violence 2.0

 

[DooDooBrown]

Anthony would need to sell out a room first.

I’d assume anyone dumb enough to pay for this show would be too dumb to find an exit anyway.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I think you guys are overthinking it. Nana just wanted to go somewhere where he could get drunk while the dregs of his fanbase told him he's great and still hilarious. The last 9 years have shown that he doesn't care/doesn't know how to grow his subscriber base or make money so why would he try to start now? He's just an alcoholic old faggot who craves the adulation of strangers.

This is all true. Anthony isn’t remotely ambitious. He fell into the Opie situation by chance, not because he was doggedly pursuing a goal. Talk about dumb luck.

Also it’s rather hilarious how many pictures there are of Ant holding a beer bottle of you just search his name. What’s funnier is that he looks like a fucking women’s softball coach in most of them.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

This thread cannot die. We must never forget Anthony took part in this. A former co-host of a show with millions of listeners reduced to this. It's bizarre.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

He's focusing on how many retweets Stuttering John got? Really???

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He's focusing on how many retweets Stuttering John got? Really???

I’m not deep into the SJM lore but you’d have to have a heart of stone to deny him the opportunity to gloat over this empty venue. How embarrassing. Nobody made any money on this, surely.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Looks like the Soy Sauce budget is taking a hit.

 

[lowend73]

He's focusing on how many retweets Stuttering John got? Really???

What a womanly response from the old bird. Stuttering John hit a homer width that one. Being called Pocky must really bug Anthony.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What a womanly response from the old bird. Stuttering John hit a homer width that one. Being called Pocky must really bug Anthony.

Twitter means almost as much to Ant as it does to Pat. Jesus Christ.

He looks like one of those old guys who thinks they got away with all their child rapes. But then! He gets sent to prison (enjoy it) when a victim goes to cops as an adult and the other victims start coming forward. This arc is coming for him sooner or later.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Twitter means almost as much to Ant as it does to Pat. Jesus Christ.

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He looks like one of those old guys who thinks they got away with all their child rapes. But then! He gets sent to prison (enjoy it) when a victim goes to cops as an adult and the other victims start coming forward. This arc is coming for him sooner or later.

I thought you photoshopped Barry Ribbs there for a second.