Nana talks about new book

Jizz

Chrissy's fawking sexy.

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NEW OPIE STORIES?!?!? Oh boy I wonder what JUUIIICY details this fuck has to spill! I mean it isnt like he's been milking Opie content for 10 years now, no, he saved the REAL good stories for this book!

"One day I put my LEFT OVERS in the fridge and OPIE ATE THEM and when I TOLD HIM he just said oh im sorry. FUCKING CUNT!!!"

And the sad thing is that even if the stories are verbatim like that, Ants ballwashers will go WOW HES TELLING IT LIKE IT IS LOL FUCK OPIE
Exactly. It'll be like his Opie stories he told on his show, that he didn't realize made him look like a passive-aggressive pussy terrified of even basic confrontation.

"So Opie did this thing that annoyed me, and I was too scared to say anything so I just let him bully me around. But boy did I talk shit behind his back! I had $1 poker chips with his face on them!"
 
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