They have an entire olive section. 30 feet long and 5 shelves high. They also added an entire wing just for cheese. It is an awesome store for stuff you don’t find in supermarkets
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Mooing About Grocery Prices..Again
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Think he’d see the irony?
That’s his business model too. Brother Joe entertainment always gives you much less than you pay for.
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I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Fuckin wops.
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So it's basically a store for people who take the whole Italian dinner thing seriously. So naturally Joe goes there to buy junk food and soda LOL. Retard.
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No Jeb, I don’t think he will!
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That’s his whole sales pitch - “hey you know those classic rock songs that your older crowd loves to hear? Well I can I play very mediocre versions of them!”
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He probably buys Barilla pasta and ragu sauce
Pretty much. Musco foods imports all their good stuff from Europe. The crap filling their shelves is just regular supermarket stuff at double the price.
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So their business model is to draw in the hardcore guinea foodies with the specialty items, then get them to impulse buy some other garbage while they're there. But Joe skips the foodie part, and just buys pretzels and soda at a giant markup, because he "likes" the store. You just can't fake that kind of dumb.
Apparently he buys beer and pretzels, plus $3 shopping bags. Can’t find that kind of stuff in a Walmart. My theory is that this store is just closer to his house than the regular supermarket
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Does he get his meat from Furio Guintas place too?
Giunta's Meat Farms · Port Jefferson Station, New York
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Up where he is they have meat clubs. For a few hundred you can get freshly butchered meat delivered to your house every month. There are 5 of these places within 10 miles of his house. If you’re picky about quality you can get whatever you want.Does he get his meat from Furio Guintas place too?
Giunta's Meat Farms · Port Jefferson Station, New York
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Nigga probably buys Tyson chicken for $6/lb
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I’ll rightfully take that car crash, was being a lazy asshole didn’t use the search function
If my old lady did that I’d mash her face with my whiskey bottle.
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It's pretty funny. Joe goes to the gay specialty supermarket where they mark everything up to fleece the more upscale local dagos, then blames Joe Biden while his own people gouge him. He surely strides into Uncle Giuseppe's with his guinea pride flowing, like he's among his tribe, then buys faggy yuppie pretzels and tiny cans of soda. "Oh, life under Bidenomics! I just paid $119.76 for some berries, some pretzels, some tiny cans of soda and beer! How are we supposed to LIVE like this?".
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He definitely thinks Barilla is good pasta
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Ha ha it's funny because you have more money than him and were born into a higher social class!!
Don't you work in finance, ie you produce absolutely nothing of value and make a lot of money for it?
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Anyone who doesn't call a ragu "gravy" knows Barilla is crap pasta, and there are lepers bathing themselves in the Ganges right now who were born into a higher social class than the Cumias.
So if you had a job, what would you do? Bearding for an old queen doesn't count.