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I miss Solo Joe At Sea. That was some real comedy. Now he's just fat, ugly and dull again.
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Mooing About Grocery Prices..Again
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If someones autism is strong enough it might be worth putting the photos/posts together in order to see roller coaster of an adventure it was.
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According to their website, Uncle Giuseppe's sells those 10 packs of Canada Dry Minis for $7.49 apiece. They're 7.5 fluid ounces, so it's $7.49 for 75 fl oz. At this same store, he could buy a 1 liter (33.8 fl oz) bottle of the same shit for $1.99. Or a 2 L (67.6 fl oz for $2.99). So he could still shop at UG's but cut his bill practically in half but he's a buffoon who chooses the absolute worst options.
Just out of curiosity, I looked at some of their other prices. A dozen eggs is $4.49. A pound of Oscar Meyer bacon is $10.99. A can of Bumble Bee tuna is $2.29. A 9 oz bag of Doritos is fucking $6.29. Only a complete simpleton would be caught dead in that store. At what point would even someone as dumb as Joe realize that they are being swindled? Just make the eggs $15.99 a dozen. Joe will keep coming back.
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Is Uncle Giuseppe's like Whole Foods for retarded Italians?
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Redundant
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Bitching about grocery prices again…AGAIN
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Brotha Joe is flat broke...LOL
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Jesus christ those prices! Joes is an idiot for shopping at that place. If he likes their meat selection, fine over pay for meat there but standard groceries, just buy the same shit at the bigger/cheaper stores. He would easily shave 30% off his bill.
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It's never like milk or bread or eggs or anything that he actually needs. Shop literally anywhere else, you fucking nigger retard. He goes to a place called Giuseppe's out of a sense of loyalty to #lafamigglio #italia
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The amount of people who don't understand that if you want good meat you go to a fucking butcher, not a supermarket, is insane.
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This trip was all snacks for when he is planted in front of the TV watching fox news and bitching about biden. " Biden look what you made me do!"
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I picked the Aldi closest to BroJoe's house (7 miles away) and loaded up my cart with everything he mentions here. $24.43. His grocery bill is so high because he's retarded. It has nothing to do with Biden or Harris. It's because Uncle Giuseppe knows he has hooked a rube who will pay $7.99 for a bag of pretzel shells. That will not change under Trump.
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Its true. Thats one reason why I love living in a small town that does a lot of hunting. The local butcher has great cuts for a fair price and sometimes a neighbor will share some cuts off a fresh kill. ( I fish, I dont hunt).
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Unpopular truth: the food price scare is inflation resuming at normal, pre-pandemic rates that they were at under trump. Morons like JoeH think Biden commissioned a time machine program just to make it rain on his birthday party as a kid.
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I've talked about him plenty before but one of my best friends is one of the dumbest guys I know and will always go for the most expensive option of everything because he blindly assumes it's the best. Everything he buys seems to fall apart instantly too. I bet his grocery bills look like Joe's.I picked the Aldi closest to BroJoe's house (7 miles away) and loaded up my cart with everything he mentions here. $24.43. His grocery bill is so high because he's retarded. It has nothing to do with Biden or Harris. It's because Uncle Giuseppe knows he has hooked a rube who will pay $7.99 for a bag of pretzel shells. That will not change under Trump.
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The fact that you can be positive that this isn't a joke post is really fucking sad/hilarious. People are fucking garbage cans. I don't think I've ever bought a bag of chips with my groceries. It's never something I need so I just breeze past that aisle when I'm doing actual grocery shopping. When I get a hankering for some chips I'll go buy some. I never just have chips on hand.
Never mind the four fucking cases of pop. I guarantee these people don't drink water, which is free and good for you, so when they run out of Mountain Dew and Sprite it's a big fucking deal.
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Every boomer has to say “NO FILET MIGON OR LOBSTER TAILS INCLUDED!!!” as if its supposed to make us gasp. Fucking idiot, he also said this in his last post. WE HEARD YOU
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I don’t follow his obsession with pretzel shells. Seems like an odd snack. WWAWD Combos? Aka the patrician’s choice in garbage snacks.