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6 bags of chips in three days? Stoned, fat as fuck, or both?
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6 bags of chips in three days? Stoned, fat as fuck, or both?
Maybe there’s a photo of Dean Martin with pretzel shells on the table near his drink. Some fucking shit like that.I don’t follow his obsession with pretzel shells. Seems like an odd snack. WWAWD Combos? Aka the patrician’s choice in garbage snacks.
Much like the mini ginger ales, it's literally just Joe paying more for less.I don’t follow his obsession with pretzel shells. Seems like an odd snack. WWAWD Combos? Aka the patrician’s choice in garbage snacks.
Both and they probably have kids and feed them chips as a side with their "meals" as well.6 bags of chips in three days? Stoned, fat as fuck, or both?
The only reason why I think this is a joke is because there seems to not be a sufficient amount of “entrees.” People are fat, stupid slobs though so you never know.The fact that you can be positive that this isn't a joke post is really fucking sad/hilarious. People are fucking garbage cans. I don't think I've ever bought a bag of chips with my groceries. It's never something I need so I just breeze past that aisle when I'm doing actual grocery shopping. When I get a hankering for some chips I'll go buy some. I never just have chips on hand.
Never mind the four fucking cases of pop. I guarantee these people don't drink water, which is free and good for you, so when they run out of Mountain Dew and Sprite it's a big fucking deal.
I hate to give you foreigners a reason to goof on the greatest country in the world but when I was a kid the government made pizza count as a vegetable for school lunch purposes.All I see is prime example of shitty, lazy parenting.
Give your kids a FUCKING VEGETABLE, stupid.
The Dum Dums seem Apropos
Thats the menu of someone that marathoned Warcraft6 bags of chips in three days? Stoned, fat as fuck, or both?
I hate to give you foreigners a reason to goof on the greatest country in the world but when I was a kid the government made pizza count as a vegetable for school lunch purposes.
It was actually 2011 but I thought it was like 10 years before that. Supposedly it was Congress and not Obama. Not reading all the articles about it but it is still true today because it has enough tomato sauce to count.... The fuck, man.
A pizza LOADED with veg? And maybe light on the cheese? I might say that's ok. I love a good thin pizza with roasted vegetables all over it.
But bloody Christ, was that a Reagan thing? You can't trust a guy whose best friend was a talking mule!
It was actually 2011 but I thought it was like 10 years before that. Supposedly it was Congress and not Obama. Not reading all the articles about it but it is still true today because it has enough tomato sauce to count.
Thanks I went back and crashed OPJoe goes shopping and can't afford to feed his family - Biden is to blame!
Complaining about the prices of Uncle Giuseppe's (again) Pretzels, ginger ale and Heineken = necessitiesnew.onaforums.net
This exact same thread was posted two weeks ago and all you retards were IN it.
What exactly are we doing here? Blatant rib farming?
Stop the count! #reactionscoresindistress
Imagine if those cold cuts were just Boars HeadBitching about grocery prices again…AGAIN
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This was a pretty funny comment on his postThe end result of a lifetime of spending money that isn't his. He's never had to budget, he's always been free to indulge his whims, because he didn't have to earn the money himself. For example, after working the first real job he had in his entire adult life, the very first thing he did upon getting paid was blowing a few grand in Atlantic City, then hitting the dago grocery store to load up on luxury snacks for himself, like he earned the right to "treat himself". He could have used the experience as a jumping off point to eat better, or maybe dig himself out of debt, but Joe opted for the niggerish approach instead, and began throwing around his meager earnings as soon as he waddled down the gangplank.
The whining about his overpriced Joe Biden groceries is mostly a passive-aggressive flex, that both validates his brain-damaged "political views" and shows everyone how much he has to spend on trash. He wants his retarded followers to know he just pissed away hundreds of dollars on soda and pretzels, so he can show everyone how swell he's doing.
Or the guitars. The guy plays in terrible cover bands, and has been doing the same thirty songs since 1980, yet he has a wall of dozens of useless, worthless guitars, and a room crammed full of recording equipment he doesn't even know how to use. But what does he care, as he didn’t pay for any of it.This was a pretty funny comment on his post
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I really want Joe to go off on people buying things with other peoples money
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