Man boobs in Paris

[Cuphead]

I'm really curious how they even got in contact with this guy let alone got him to agree to take them on a tour. As others have said, it's clear by the end of the video how annoyed he is with them and just wants to get away.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

his takes on food are so infuriating. I live in Poland, not the best in terms of cuisine maybe, but you can find wonderful food here if you look for it. I feel like anywhere Pat goes, it’s always the most convenient, the most touristy, the most overpriced. He went to PR and they were hogging it up at some bar showing American football games. Who does that? Why not at least try to find a local gem and go off the beaten path? The menu is in Spanish? Who gives a fuck. Go all in and ask them to recommend dishes for you, you fat rube. He is almost Sam Roberts-like in his taste. He really enrages the fuck out of me.


Time to go exercise.

I'm assuming you're English and in denial about what fat rubes you are, but the concept itself was a good business idea, just poorly executed. There's a reason you can get chips in every Chinese restaurant in England.

Pick a hot country that's on a budget airline's route and you will find people like this wanting the local food but with brown sauce and chips, and maybe a chicken curry.


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Yeah it amazes me that the English call Americans fat rubes when they do so many of the same things our people do abroad to be obnoxious. Not saying we aren't even,but have some self awareness, bongs.

Though myself even travelling within the US I try to avoid touristy places and go someplace pretty good at least. few times. But yeah I'm St Augustine FL there were a lot of Brit tourists and there was a damn good fish and chips place. And massive portions. My gf at the time both ordered it we could have easily shared one

 

[AntSucks]

I'm really curious how they even got in contact with this guy let alone got him to agree to take them on a tour. As others have said, it's clear by the end of the video how annoyed he is with them and just wants to get away.

I followed this guy on youtube back before I was working in France, so it was really weird to see two worlds collide. At the time of this video his job was to show English speaking tourists around Paris. His videos were the first things that would come up with you search Paris with an American IP address. He made videos on how to use the Metro, where to find toilets, etc. Everything you could think of. I imagine Niki probably found him and reached out to him.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Two Fat, Two Furious. It seems like they are trying so hard to be the fun couple but come off like dolts.


They are 100 percent swingers. At least they would be if they could convince anyone to join them. And in a swap situation,no wife would be happy with pat

No man would want to fuck Niki either.

 

[guest]

They are 100 percent swingers. At least they would be if they could convince anyone to join them. And in a swap situation,no wife would be happy with pat

I don't think so. I think they're such rubes that they thought saying something like that would make them look worldly and experienced. After all, they are in "Gay Paris" - la ville d'amour!

Even though the guide vlogger guy is probably homosexual his reaction was a normal one for anybody. Some fat shiny guy who you met 3 hours ago "jokingly" suggests you both get naked and take turns with his frumpy wife. You're creeped out and don't know where to look.

You later learn they're on their honeymoon and his idea of a good time seems to be watching some other man bang his wife doggy style while she sucks his small fat guy prick. You cannot get away from them fast enough.

But again, I don't think they're that freaky. He just thought that's what a cool, open-minded, world travelled guy would say, so he said it, not realising that 99% of people from any walk of life would find it gross and uncomfortable.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I don't think so. I think they're such rubes that they thought saying something like that would make them look worldly and experienced. After all, they are in "Gay Paris" - la ville d'amour!

Even though the guide vlogger guy is probably homosexual his reaction was a normal one for anybody. Some fat shiny guy who you met 3 hours ago "jokingly" suggests you both get naked and take turns with his frumpy wife. You're creeped out and don't know where to look.

You later learn they're on their honeymoon and his idea of a good time seems to be watching some other man bang his wife doggy style while she sucks his small fat guy prick. You cannot get away from them fast enough.

But again, I don't think they're that freaky. He just thought that's what a cool, open-minded, world travelled guy would say, so he said it, not realising that 99% of people from any walk of life would find it gross and uncomfortable.

If they are getting continental, pat and the blogger would Eiffel Tower

 

[guest]

If they are getting continental, pat and the blogger would Eiffel Tower

Again, there is zero sexual chemistry or even warmth between Pat and Niki at any point in the video. They have the dynamic of brother and sister or gay guy and lesbian buddies. I literally can't picture them fucking and that's not just because the thought sickens me.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Some fat shiny guy who you met 3 hours ago "jokingly" suggests you both get naked and take turns with his frumpy wife. You're creeped out and don't know where to look.

You later learn they're on their honeymoon and his idea of a good time seems to be watching some other man bang his wife doggy style while she sucks his small fat guy prick. You cannot get away from them fast enough.

I can’t stand to watch 2 minutes of Patrick so first off, thank you for your service.

Quick question is this really something he did? Suggest they both take a shot at his wife? He must constantly watch porn to think that it wouldn’t come off as creepy as it sounds.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Again, there is zero sexual chemistry or even warmth between Pat and Niki at any point in the video. They have the dynamic of brother and sister or gay guy and lesbian buddies. I literally can't picture them fucking and that's not just because the thought sickens me.

Oh I totally agree on that point

 

[guest]

I can’t stand to watch 2 minutes of Patrick so first off, thank you for your service.

Quick question is this really something he did? Suggest they both take a shot at his wife? He must constantly watch porn to think that it wouldn’t come off as creepy as it sounds.

He said something which the guy who made the video bleeped out and some of our resident lip-reading experts deciphered it as him suggesting a threesome. Niki chimed in enthusiastically and the vlogger guy looks embarrassed and is lost for words.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

No man would want to fuck Niki either.

I don't think men are what Niki has in mind.

 

[guest]

They aren't swingers, get real.

Nikki has the sexuality of my morning shits. If she were into getting tag teamed or shared she would put atleast some effort into looking attractive. She doesn't even shower anymore. She really has just gotten so much uglier since she met Pat, it's hard to fathom.

I'm sure they reached out with the selling point of getting Pat's giant Twitter following (which never existed) to watch his YouTube channel. Pat was telling Nikki they had a big production they needed to do for his punditry career. I hate YouTube so much.

I like that this guy realized how much Pat sucks. It's funny when he's interviewing someone else at the end and Pat and Nikki are just standing there in the back like the tag alongs they are.

 

[guest]

I followed this guy on youtube back before I was working in France, so it was really weird to see two worlds collide. At the time of this video his job was to show English speaking tourists around Paris. His videos were the first things that would come up with you search Paris with an American IP address. He made videos on how to use the Metro, where to find toilets, etc. Everything you could think of. I imagine Niki probably found him and reached out to him.

That would make sense as to why he bleeped out Fat's indecent proposal. The guy was essentially on the job and putting out the video to attract more business. Not just from millennial dorks but boomers who might not appreciate such filth. The fucking fat idiot can never read a room.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That would make sense as to why he bleeped out Fat's indecent proposal. The guy was essentially on the job and putting out the video to attract more business. Not just from millennial dorks but boomers who might not appreciate such filth. The fucking fat idiot can never read a room.

Fats a bigger Cuck than Maddox

 

[guest]

I will take the pa-ell-a, and a San Miguel. Yes, child, a pitcher is fine. Give me whatever you give the locals. Whatever people from Madrid eat, please. Yes, pa-ell-a. Oh, sorry, I mean Si, por favor

Si, nino, sorry you’re so stupido.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's as many little moments of gold in this video as there is in the Brother Joe BOC video.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm assuming you're English and in denial

Even better/worse, I'm in Vostralia.

Looshen up, blokesh.

 

[AliceWorquer]

But again, I don't think they're that freaky. He just thought that's what a cool, open-minded, world travelled guy would say, so he said it, not realising that 99% of people from any walk of life would find it gross and uncomfortable.

Niki is not addicted to Patrick's little d, but I do reckon she is addicted to masturbating as autistic chicks usually are. She probably forced him to mount her more than once in a single night and he thought it was because of his prowess. She was in her 30s when she let Patrick fuck her on a first date in a parking lot. I think that tells you all you need to know about what kind of slatternly whore she is. She's the kind who smells sour like crotch sweat and is always bouncing her foot when her legs are crossed. She may claim its anxiety, but really she's just a tard jerking off in public like an animal.

 

[guest]

Good for them. Fuck the Spaniards and their mongrel food and language.

It's not my way. For me trying the local food is an important part of visiting anywhere but I honestly don't judge people like that too much.

In the Brits in Spain situation often you're talking about people who would stay in England for their holidays if they could be guaranteed two weeks of sun and nice sandy beaches but, this last summer aside, they usually can't. They often work shitty, thankless jobs and look forward to their 2 weeks off in the summer. Have at it.

So when it comes to food they want a good fry up for breakfast, maybe a sandwich for lunch and a steak and chips for dinner. Fine. Who cares. A lot of them don't want any of that "foreign muck" with garlic and that. And the point is they don't care or pretend to be anything they're not.

People like that don't bother me because what you see is what you get and they're honest.

It's garbage like Fat, who grew up in a shack in Shitsville USA, flunked out of community college, has never had a job but still LARPS as some sophisticate while being a total fuck up in every way with whatever they try who grind my gears.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

A lot of them don't want any of that "foreign muck" with garlic and that. And the point is they don't care or pretend to be anything they're not.

Fawk, you got a point there. Sorry to come off like a pompous ass . Eat what you like and don’t be embarrassed.