Man boobs in Paris

[guest]

I hope nobody leaves a thumbs down or disapproving comments.


I'd be hitting on her and ignoring that she's a horror thingy. "Wanna watch some Seinfeld with me?" that sort of thing.

"I want to fuck you while you're still dressed like that" would be my opening salvo.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.

The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.

That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.

I will take the pa-ell-a, and a San Miguel. Yes, child, a pitcher is fine. Give me whatever you give the locals. Whatever people from Madrid eat, please. Yes, pa-ell-a. Oh, sorry, I mean Si, por favor

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I guess they were at least trying to cook Spanish food. There are lots of places in the Costa del Sol and Tenerife etc that are run by Brits and just serve fry ups and egg and chips etc. The English who go there basically just want sun and sand but everything else like they have at home.

They were shit at cooking Spanish food, though; one of the cunts had the bright idea to mix something like chicken, banana and chocolate and it perplexed Gordon.

But anyway, I'm of the idea that, hey, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. I don't know how one could go wrong with Med food at all, though. I'm half a fucking wog myself, but I'm definitely not itching to eat a schnitzel again, not from anywhere.

"I want to fuck you while you're still dressed like that" would be my opening salvo.

Now that's a good one. Probably sounds better in French.

 

[guest]

I will take the pa-ell-a, and a San Miguel. Yes, child, a pitcher is fine. Give me whatever you give the locals. Whatever people from Madrid eat, please. Yes, pa-ell-a. Oh, sorry, I mean Si, por favor

I seem to remember him talking about some shithead going around on a bike and making and selling paella in the street. Fat said "he takes his I guess you'd call it a giant wok, and straps it to his back when he's finished and cycles to the next place."

No, rube. You'd call it a paella. That's what the type of pan is called. The dish is named after the pan. Fucking hick pretending to be wordly and always failing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guess they were at least trying to cook Spanish food. There are lots of places in the Costa del Sol and Tenerife etc that are run by Brits and just serve fry ups and egg and chips etc. The English who go there basically just want sun and sand but everything else like they have at home.

his takes on food are so infuriating. I live in Poland, not the best in terms of cuisine maybe, but you can find wonderful food here if you look for it. I feel like anywhere Pat goes, it’s always the most convenient, the most touristy, the most overpriced. He went to PR and they were hogging it up at some bar showing American football games. Who does that? Why not at least try to find a local gem and go off the beaten path? The menu is in Spanish? Who gives a fuck. Go all in and ask them to recommend dishes for you, you fat rube. He is almost Sam Roberts-like in his taste. He really enrages the fuck out of me.


Time to go exercise.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I seem to remember him talking about some shithead going around on a bike and making and selling paella in the street. Fat said "he takes his I guess you'd call it a giant wok, and straps it to his back when he's finished and cycles to the next place."

No, rube. You'd call it a paella. That's what the type of pan is called. The dish is named after the pan. Fucking hick pretending to be wordly and always failing.

Wait did Pig go to España?

 

[guest]

Wait did Pig go to España?

I think it was in California. Some faggot. Definitely in the states

 

[AntSucks]

There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.

The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.

That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.

I'm assuming you're English and in denial about what fat rubes you are, but the concept itself was a good business idea, just poorly executed. There's a reason you can get chips in every Chinese restaurant in England.

Pick a hot country that's on a budget airline's route and you will find people like this wanting the local food but with brown sauce and chips, and maybe a chicken curry.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm assuming you're English and in denial about what fat rubes you are, but the concept itself was a good business idea, just poorly executed. There's a reason you can get chips in every Chinese restaurant in England.

Pick a hot country that's on a budget airline's route and you will find people like this wanting the local food but with brown sauce and chips, and maybe a chicken curry.


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I lived in the UK for a few years and can confirm. They have the balls to talk about Americans being fat but Jesus Christ, some of the worst Chinese food I ever had was in the UK and it was overloaded with sugary, sweet sauce (this was supposed to be “hot and spicy”).

I like our English brothamen here but, fellas, you got some of the worst food. Ok, fish and chips is nice. How often am I gonna want to eat that shit? Sunday roast? Nice roast beef and potatoes, stupid. Don’t even get me started on their breakfast. Eat bacon, eggs, hot sauce, and some grits like real men. Enough of your retarded beans, mushrooms, and tomatoes. Probably the most overrated thing there.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Great minds think a lot. He did it, the faggy way he grasps the handle bars with his sloped shoulders is identical

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That's him! Guilty as fuck.

 

[guest]

How the fuck is he not a suspect?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I guess they were at least trying to cook Spanish food. There are lots of places in the Costa del Sol and Tenerife etc that are run by Brits and just serve fry ups and egg and chips etc. The English who go there basically just want sun and sand but everything else like they have at home.

Good for them. Fuck the Spaniards and their mongrel food and language.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Good for them. Fuck the Spaniards and their mongrel food and language.

Gonna have to disagree with you there, brothaman (respectfully, of course). Spanish food, especially in the region of Castilla y León, the Basque Country, and Galicia, is dope.

 

[Udders]

There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.

The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.

That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.

That's the one with the chef who made the chocolate prawns right? He skipped town soon after owing people money.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I seem to remember him talking about some shithead going around on a bike and making and selling paella in the street. Fat said "he takes his I guess you'd call it a giant wok, and straps it to his back when he's finished and cycles to the next place."

No, rube. You'd call it a paella. That's what the type of pan is called. The dish is named after the pan. Fucking hick pretending to be wordly and always failing.

He is also a well known regular at the oldest and most famous pub in great britain. I think its called Weatherspoons. Its near the train station.

 

[RobertMewler]

Eyy it's Tony Two Shirts Two Sizes Too Small ova here

*Tubby Two Shirts

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He is also a well known regular at the oldest and most famous pub in great britain. I think its called Weatherspoons. Its near the train station.

Yeah I heard you can get this really local, authentic cider there (if you’re lucky enough to find it) called Strongbow.

 

[AntSucks]

Did anyone see that episode of UK Gordon Ramsay where a chick is trying to run a restaurant in Paris with Daddy's money. It was a great episode because she was absolutely incompetent. 6 weeks later she shut the restaurant, and became a prostitute. 200 euro a night in 2007

GorDOOM Ramsay... 60% of helped telly restaurants ‘fail’

GorDOOM Ramsay… 60% of helped telly restaurants ‘fail’

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Spraggy]

‘Became a prostitute’. She’d been hooking streets for years

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Eyy it's Tony Two Shirts Two Sizes Too Small ova here

Two Fat, Two Furious. It seems like they are trying so hard to be the fun couple but come off like dolts.

The guy seems to be some kind of travel blogger who lives in Paris, so I'm sure Pat just hit him up so that they can do some kind of collaboration, or whatever this is supposed to be. He also tried to hang out with one of the dad bod sketch girls during his honeymoon in London.

They are 100 percent swingers. At least they would be if they could convince anyone to join them. And in a swap situation,no wife would be happy with pat