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Perhaps more than that.He's tacked on 30 pounds since the honeymoon but yeah, same fat bones.
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Perhaps more than that.He's tacked on 30 pounds since the honeymoon but yeah, same fat bones.
The guy seems to be some kind of travel blogger who lives in Paris, so I'm sure Pat just hit him up so that they can do some kind of collaboration, or whatever this is supposed to be. He also tried to hang out with one of the dad bod sketch girls during his honeymoon in London.So did he meet them in Paris? Or did he know them from back home?
Pat did?The guy seems to be some kind of travel blogger who lives in Paris, so I'm sure Pat just hit him up so that they can do some kind of collaboration, or whatever this is supposed to be. He also tried to hang out with one of the dad bod sketch girls during his honeymoon in London.
Don’t forget that he made the host plug his fucking Twitter lmaoI love how annoyed he is by them after a day of looking like a dickhead by association. He's freaked out to discover that he is involved in their honeymoon, and they're following him around doing and saying retard shit as he's trying to talk. Like they're actually kind of making a scene in the sense that if you looked out a window and saw them you'd be like "look at these fucking idiots." Pat drops his hilarious "don't get married and come to Paris, kids. Come single." right in front of his second, better bride as she waves at the camera like an actual retard. Zero respect for her from the start.
Eyy it's Tony Two Shirts Two Sizes Too Small ova hereLook at how fat and mincing he is. Nice weak, spindle arms and Rodney Dangerfield abdomen, shithead
He ordered scrambled eggs in fucking Paris. No way he ordered a steak tartare at any point. My sTomach won'T allow for iT, Parisian child.I guarantee he only drank shit beer too, like Stella. God forbid piggy sample some French wine and enjoy an ice treat, like steak frites. Nah. This faggot had a grilled cheese with a slice of ham and a stale draft beer.
he'd probably filmed a lot of being 'busy with these two' but knew it was sheer cringe, I'd bet there's some gemsSo much bottled up disdain.
Seriously, that’s so sad.He ordered scrambled eggs in fucking Paris. No way he ordered a steak tartare at any point. My sTomach won'T allow for iT, Parisian child.
There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.Seriously, that’s so sad.
Thank God the Pig hasn’t been somewhere with really spectacular food, like Spain. He’d be eating tortilla de patata bought premade and pawned off to rubes like him in Madrid. No, child, I will noT eaT jamon. My sTomach cannoT ToleraTe uncookeD cureD meaTs
I guess they were at least trying to cook Spanish food. There are lots of places in the Costa del Sol and Tenerife etc that are run by Brits and just serve fry ups and egg and chips etc. The English who go there basically just want sun and sand but everything else like they have at home.There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.
The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.
That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.
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