Joseph dropping the bomb on AT&T

[Jen_Tomlinson]

That bill is going directly to Greenville.

Joe rules

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Time to switch to consumer cellular, Joe. They probably have some nice 18 point font pamphlets that spell everything out for you.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

What a fucking buffoon. If he's got a later-model iPhone, he might have even been able to get a cheaper second eSIM, but I'm sure he's too retarded to figure that shit out or even ask for advice. I hope the dentist missed sucking some infection out of his melting gums.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Don't forget the money he had to spend on clothes to perform in because he has the wardrobe of a hobo and a 50 dollar cab ride to a casino only to find out their poker tables were closed which he would have known if he did the literal bare minimum of looking at their website. But what makes Joe truly unique is that before he left he explained how while the pay was low it didn't matter because he would have no expenses since everything on the ship would be comped and then he spends the next 2 months posting about how much money it's costing him. I bet when this over he'll be close to 5000 in the red but will think it was a success because he got a fish oil pill bottle full of sand that will be thrown in the trash with his Trump play cards by Layla seconds after he takes his last moo on this earth

This is epically hilarious. The obese braying cow will return home from his fabulous European tour even MORE in debt than he was when he left. What a dolt.

 

[JebJoh]

I'm still kind of suspecting that Joe will eventually trigger a cascading failure that sinks the ship or leaves them all stranded in a radio dead zone.

He weeks of army training will save the day.

 

[JebJoh]

And still a little over a month left till he comes home

Who wants to bet me that he runs up another $600 bill this month.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Who wants to bet me that he runs up another $600 bill this month.

Easy, he will do it tweeting about it.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

My ribs cant take it. Its such a boomer post. He thinks turning off cellular data is how you solve everything. He did that with that live stream that kept getting interrupted. Thinking that would stop the calls from freezing his stream. ( it didnt) He thought he was sticking it to the man but ends up with a bill that takes a nice chunk out of his earnings. " AT&T doesnt tell you.." Joe you have to ask AT&T or read your contract before you leave. Not assume that you can just travel europe with free cell phone usage. He still has another month on the boat too. I hope he gets hit with another $650 at the end of this. He is going to try and stomp his hooves and they wont budge. He is working for free at this point.

Joe will waddle back home utterly (or udderly) humiliated, broke, and toothless. All he'll have to show for it is a handful of shitty pictures of his bulbous cow head in front of unremarkable, stupid things. Joe thought he'd be a well-paid, well respected entertainer on a luxury cruise, and he'll return home a broken fool forced to beg his little brother for new teeth and a new cell phone plan. He'd have been way better off playing the Moose Lodge for $75 a night. The mooing buffoon can't even get a job correctly. Before he even gets off the boat, he'll be getting dire messages about having his service cut off for non-payment. It couldn't possibly have gone any worse for the braying retard.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"I haven't spent a dime since I've been on board"

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If Joe had just sucked it up and gotten a real job at Home Depot or something, he'd be in slightly better shape by now, and he'd have a few dollars trickling in every month. But he just had to find a "guitar job" instead, and now he's gonna come home thousands of dollars in the hole, and that's before he learns how much Carol blew on bullshit in his absence. We couldn't possibly have written a funnier script.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Holy shit the first time this nigger gets a job he loses money working

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Cell phones are constantly pinging the nearest tower. Just pinging the tower counts as roaming because there's data transfered every time it happens. Turning your mobile data off doesn't stop that from happening - you'd need to be on airplane mode.

He's been using international cellular networks just by having his phone turned on.

Even airplane mode is not good enough, I got text when I landed. You need to turn your SIM off

 

[Turry Fawks]

I was trying to explain to my mom's boomer friend why she doesn't need mobile data enabled to send a text and she was fucking mystified.

"You can text without data on as long as you're not sending pictures."
"I tried texting with it turned off and it didn't work!"
"Do you use emojis?"
".. Yeah"
"That's a picture"
"Oh.."

I don't expect people to know the subtle intricacies of shit like this (I sure as hell don't) but is it too much to ask for some basic reasoning?

 

[Petworth dude]

Toothless and broke. What next? Is he going to get cancer?

As entertaining as Joe can be, I still wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone. Chemo Joe would be too depressing.

 

[Petworth dude]

If Joe had just sucked it up and gotten a real job at Home Depot or something, he'd be in slightly better shape by now, and he'd have a few dollars trickling in every month. But he just had to find a "guitar job" instead, and now he's gonna come home thousands of dollars in the hole, and that's before he learns how much Carol blew on bullshit in his absence. We couldn't possibly have written a funnier script.

This thing of ours has a real affinity for fat retards that refuse to get a real job

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

We couldn't possibly have written a funnier script.

It would be deemed too unrealistic if it were written. "There's no way Joe would lose THAT many teeth, maybe just one, or cracking a crown or something."

 

[BenDovid]

It would be deemed too unrealistic if it were written. "There's no way Joe would lose THAT many teeth, maybe just one, or cracking a crown or something."

I don't have anything to say. I just deep down hope you're actually the real Tony Schiavone.

 

[Hoolies]

It's like a fuckin' stress dream where you're late, stuck in traffic and just as you realize you how much you need to piss, the check engine light comes on. But instead of waking up, this poor prick still has 5 weeks of watery antibiotic shits mere inches from his bunk bed ahead of him.

 

[Stent]

I hope he gets arrested at the airport on the final leg home.

edit: final bandy leg. ha ha ha!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It would be deemed too unrealistic if it were written. "There's no way Joe would lose THAT many teeth, maybe just one, or cracking a crown or something."

He's miserable, lonely, being treated like mere hired help, and his teeth are literally crumbling. And that gay phone is his only lifeline, the only thing he has to keep himself sane. And then it betrays him, too. You can't make up shit this funny.