Joseph dropping the bomb on AT&T

[Fat little piggy]

This is why I love Joseph Cumia. One day his teeth are rotting out of his head, the next he’s crying during one of his shitty performances, and now this…

Thank you for these updates

And still a little over a month left till he comes home

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I was wondering why they didn't just give him a refund or something but if he opted out then that explains it. But that doesn't explain why it took him 2 months to notice. I have Verizon and they send me a text a couple of days before they take payment out of my bank account with the amount that's due and another one when the payment goes thru. Even if att doesn't do that I think he would check his bank account at least once a month and notice a 650 charge that shouldn't be there. I wonder if he's such a boomer he doesn't bank online and has to wait till he gets a monthly statement mailed to him. Who am I kidding Carol is the one who probably checks the account and just figured Joe wasted some of her dead husbands money on something stupid like he does all the time and only asked when it occurred a second time. Shit knowing Joe the accounts under her name because they wouldn't give him a cellphone with his credit.

yea this is what tells me he was aware of what would happen, he wasn't just an innocent victim who was unaware o the charges. Stupid Joe knew these would happen to he turned off data and stuck to wifi thinking he could stiff them on the 12 dollars a day and it bit him in his stupid ass. It IS a bullshit thing to charge someone 650 for but it was avoidable if joe wasn't a grifting moron.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Oh my god what an idiot. I’m a fucking zoomer retard who takes 0 phone calls a year. Even i know long distance calls you get charged more for…HE’S 60!!!!!!

 

[Sue Lightning]

All these fucking old faggots and their ENTITLEMENT

“Omg AT&T is charging me for long distance phone calls! ITS THEIR FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME, NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE IM STUPID!”
“Omg my phone bricked submerging it in water! ITS SAMSUNGS FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME, NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE IM STUPID!”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

6. A pill bottle filled with sand
7. A large towel cut in 2
8. A basketball laying on the ground

I can't wait until the end when they take that towel and anything else he's broken out of his last check

Its going to be a sad day when his adventure comes to an end. We haven had this much Joe content in years.

yea it's always nice to have Joeposting back on the menu. Always a delight, he's the McRib of internet retardation

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Man, can we somehow send glowing reviews of joe to the company? I don't want the cruise adventures to end

 

[Fat little piggy]

Its going to be a sad day when his adventure comes to an end. We haven had this much Joe content in years.

Don't worry. Remember we still have the election coming up plus 2 years of him being stuck in NY while Anth and Dawn are in South Carolina to look forward too. I can't wait to see how him trying to sell his place and move to South Carolina is going to play out. Plus there's always the Facebook post and online obituary book shenanigans when Nana's heart eventually gives out for good. I don't know what be funnier him having a heart attack while on a livestream ranting about niggers or it happens and Missy finds him a few days later with the cat eating him because she was busy fucking her boss at the karate studio.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Can someone explain to the retards on here(me) what he is being charged for if he only used Wifi?

Roaming means that your phone or device needs to connect to foreign networks while you're outside of your provider's area of coverage, so you're charged for calls, data usage, text messages or even accessing the internet, anything they can get away with. EU countries have agreements with each other, so if you're travelling within there as a citizen of one of them, you're fine, but Joe needed to organise himself and get a payment plan beforehand - 12 bucks a day someone on here said. But he didn't, thought he'd worked out a loophole, and got done out of what is probably a third to a half of one month's salary on this shitty job. Ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[TorpidSloth]

And still a little over a month left till he comes home

Toothless and broke. What next? Is he going to get cancer?

 

[bumbum8]

Fucking hell, I love this cow. I only wish I could bring up all the posts he made about his tour, the bleating on and on about how it would be a sacrifice, but it'll all be worth it.

Now look at him. Toothless mongrel was hemorrhaging money the entire time. He didn't have an iPad from his brother? He could have been using wifi the whole time on that. Someone else brought up all the fucking apps he could have used and been fine.

This is real distilled Boomerism right here. He didn't watch a single video on how to prepare for cruise life. Didn't read a single article, just figured he could get one over on a little old company called at&t by pushing a button, and then when it inevitably didn't work out he bitches and moans.

He'll show up at the duplex with rotting gums, a bottle of sand, and empty pockets, barring another disaster that could happen in the next month or so. I've been laughing so hard. I hope he's too proud to call it quits after this and does another "tour" if possible.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cell phones are constantly pinging the nearest tower. Just pinging the tower counts as roaming because there's data transfered every time it happens. Turning your mobile data off doesn't stop that from happening - you'd need to be on airplane mode.

He's been using international cellular networks just by having his phone turned on.

Fuckin' Dr. Cellphones over here. Gonna tell us all about cell phones.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Don't worry. Remember we still have the election coming up plus 2 years of him being stuck in NY while Anth and Dawn are in South Carolina to look forward too. I can't wait to see how him trying to sell his place and move to South Carolina is going to play out. Plus there's always the Facebook post and online obituary book shenanigans when Nana's heart eventually gives out for good. I don't know what be funnier him having a heart attack while on a livestream ranting about niggers or it happens and Missy finds him a few days later with the cat eating him because she was busy fucking her boss at the karate studio.

I envision one day Joe will be on his death bed, surrounded by family, the light starts to fade. He'll think to himself "well, at least my worldly troubles are over and I go on to the next world with my Mother and Father and everyone i've lost... Not too bad....". Then he opens his eyes and he's back in his room in the bowels of the cruise ship. Satan knocks on the door "Joe, wake up, you have shows today at 10, 11, 12, 1, 2....." And that's where he'll be for all eternity. Looking at a casino he can't enter. He'll try to pour a whisky and it'll be Normandy sand instead. All his SoA shirts will fall apart when he tries to put them on. His teeth continue to fall out, he degrades until he turns to ash. Then again he awakes to the knock on the door "Joe, Wake up..". and on and on for eternity.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Imagine taking a job and it ends costing you money and even more hilarious it’s not some pyramid scheme. You’ve outdone yourself, slow Joe.

 

[Andy Elliott]

 

[Fat little piggy]

I envision one day Joe will be on his death bed, surrounded by family, the light starts to fade. He'll think to himself "well, at least my worldly troubles are over and I go on to the next world with my Mother and Father and everyone i've lost... Not too bad....". Then he opens his eyes and he's back in his room in the bowels of the cruise ship. Satan knocks on the door "Joe, wake up, you have shows today at 10, 11, 12, 1, 2....." And that's where he'll be for all eternity. Looking at a casino he can't enter. He'll try to pour a whisky and it'll be Normandy sand instead. All his SoA shirts will fall apart when he tries to put them on. His teeth continue to fall out, he degrades until he turns to ash. Then again he awakes to the knock on the door "Joe, Wake up..". and on and on for eternity.

I like to think it ends for Joe with him finding out that Missy bullied Anth into leaving everything to her when he died. With no more residuals coming in and the fact that the Trump playing cards market has collapsed Joe is forced to find away to make money. He signs up as a Uber driver using his Gucci Fiat and his first passenger is a just released from prison Killer Kuhn. While trying to impress him hoping for a five star rating Joe takes the Joseph Lane. Unfortunately his ranting about the libs and zoomers destroying this country distracts him enough that he misses seeing a mid quality Vizio soundbar laying in the road. In a blink of an eye both men are flying through the front window and heading to certain death. Their eyes meet right before crashing into the pavement and Joe's last thought is " that nose looks familiar " before everything goes black. A second later his eyes open and he's back in his cabin hearing a knock on the door.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Fuckin' Dr. Cellphones over here. Gonna tell us all about cell phones.

Forget Aristotle and fuck Socrates

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fucking hell, I love this cow. I only wish I could bring up all the posts he made about his tour, the bleating on and on about how it would be a sacrifice, but it'll all be worth it.

Now look at him. Toothless mongrel was hemorrhaging money the entire time. He didn't have an iPad from his brother? He could have been using wifi the whole time on that. Someone else brought up all the fucking apps he could have used and been fine.

That would be great is someones autism inspires them enough to put them in order to see the downward spiral. He was acting like he was shipping out for war. Every week there is at least one thing he has fucked up or laughable and Im sure there are few things he was too embarrassed to even post.

 

[BUBBLER]

This is a good time to remind everyone that when he's not performing in a hallway 3 times a day, he doesn't get to just chill in his cell. They find other work for him. Joe is a fucking slave on a ship. A nigger. He's working for fucking nothing lol. All he's gained from this experience is a bunch of physical ailments and a bottle of sand. It's really too fucking funny how he Chevy Chase bumbles his way through everything. If there is ever a way to fuck up, Joe will find it. He genuinely may as well have volunteered to go to jail. Four months away from his family for NOTHING. Missed his daughter's sweet sixteen for NOTHING. Worse than nothing. It's costing him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJSJAJQJS!!!! This is one of my favorite posts in a while.

 

[BUBBLER]

All these fucking old faggots and their ENTITLEMENT

“Omg AT&T is charging me for long distance phone calls! ITS THEIR FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME, NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE IM STUPID!”
“Omg my phone bricked submerging it in water! ITS SAMSUNGS FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME, NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE IM STUPID!”

Only you can make an unfunny broJoe related post.

 

[IanHalperin]

Joe's stupidity continues. He's taken to Twitter to complain..only he's tagged a completely unrelated account

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