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You know it drives him nuts they make him wear a name tag.
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Joe is hating every moment
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Laugh all you like but Joe's superagent can set up the most desirable truck stop busking gigs in the whole of Long Island.
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It’s nice to see he’s miserable and has probably been yelled at by management multiple times. Joe gets a real job and his teeth fell out!
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“The ancient cities of Spain”
Fucking retard
Fucking retard
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"When I Facetimed my brother"..."so what are you up to, Ant?"
"Oh, not much. Had to buy a new drone to retrieve my expensive RC airplane after it got snagged in a tree on my new piece of property."
Meanwhile, Joe was quietly seething and thinking to himself..."that's MY money!".
"Oh, not much. Had to buy a new drone to retrieve my expensive RC airplane after it got snagged in a tree on my new piece of property."
Meanwhile, Joe was quietly seething and thinking to himself..."that's MY money!".
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“While younger musicians have the freedom and stamina to pull off a 4-9 month contract at this pace, they generally don’t know how to entertain 50-80 yr olds, and older! “
Is he really saying that any musician under 50 doesn’t know how to entertain old people? Does he think anyone under 50 is just lost as to who the Beatles or Queen are and how hard old people jerk off over them?
Literally such a cope
Is he really saying that any musician under 50 doesn’t know how to entertain old people? Does he think anyone under 50 is just lost as to who the Beatles or Queen are and how hard old people jerk off over them?
Literally such a cope
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ANYONE CAN DO IT!!!!!
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I'M A UNICORN!
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He forgot to add "Of which I have only completed 1 month." Celebrating before completion, as always. ANYONE CAN DO IT.
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Nobody under 80 went to see the Elvis movie clearly.....
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Him saying he's performing to "a full house" is so fucking cringey and pathetic. Joe, we've seen the videos that you posted. There's no "full or nearly-full house", you're in a hallway or a lobby where people have no choice but to walk by or they're sitting there waiting for a table to open up at the buffet.
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It doesn’t make sense - pretty much anyone that plays guitar learns stuff from classic rock bands. Does he think guitarists under 40 never learned to play the riff from Smoke on the Water? Or anything from AC/DC?
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Plus “full house” doesn’t really apply here since people aren’t buying tickets for the show, they’re mostly just hanging around until they find something better to do.
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I like that he pretty much admits they dont like his redneck whitetrash hits and want to hear brit covers.
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Or until their table is ready.
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He’s bragging about how great his Dire Straits covers are yet he’s not even playing them properly (Mark Knoffler didn’t use a guitar pic)
What a sad diatribe. All the other nonsense aside Does he really make the same money for the same time? When he plays the red lobster on Route 110, do they lock him in a box for the 22 hours he's not playing? He's being paid pennies per hour in reality.
His rent free comment, does he contribute "rent" to carol for living in her house? Did he tell her, "no rent until August, since I won't be living here" Does he think the bills at home have all stopped because he is on a boat? Does he think his credit card interest goes away for 4 months because he isn't home to see the bills delivered? I can't even fathom how stupid he is, unless he is just lying about all of this to avoid admitting he was desperate and made a terrible business decision.
His rent free comment, does he contribute "rent" to carol for living in her house? Did he tell her, "no rent until August, since I won't be living here" Does he think the bills at home have all stopped because he is on a boat? Does he think his credit card interest goes away for 4 months because he isn't home to see the bills delivered? I can't even fathom how stupid he is, unless he is just lying about all of this to avoid admitting he was desperate and made a terrible business decision.
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I was looking into the tipping culture on cruises. It seems Princess cruises entertainment isnt part of their list of people to tip since its not a service job. All the tipping is baked into the cost of the trip.
I bet Joe isnt tipping his housekeepers
Im assuming since the cruise doesnt allow paying passengers to have their own bottle of booze (aside from one bottle of wine/champagne upon boarding) that joe is breaking their rules having a perrier bottle of whiskey would get him in hot water. Especially stashing it in his cabin. He can have a drink or two after his shift but I dont think that he can have it in his cabin.
I bet Joe isnt tipping his housekeepers
Im assuming since the cruise doesnt allow paying passengers to have their own bottle of booze (aside from one bottle of wine/champagne upon boarding) that joe is breaking their rules having a perrier bottle of whiskey would get him in hot water. Especially stashing it in his cabin. He can have a drink or two after his shift but I dont think that he can have it in his cabin.
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You're forgetting another one of his perks. He gets to wander aimlessly around port cities for a few hours every other day. That makes the mcjob wages and slave quarters accommodation worth it!