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Joe is hating every moment

Stent

Delay, Deny, Diaper
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The passengers are probably nice to him because they think he's an old jig crooning for a few bucks after a lifetime of jail. They're mostly correct.

:image_9247: Dear Anth, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I stole an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. Carol got me into this job singing for retirees. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my teeth hurt most of the time. I don't think the captain likes me very much...
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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The really humorous thing about Joe whole seafaring adventure is that this is quite likely the most traumatic, terrible experience of his entire adult life. He probably smells terrible by now, too. He'll come home and need months to recover, if he even recovers at all.
BOOMER FAGGOT IN DISTRESS!
 

Dani's Thick Legsters

Why does it vibrate?
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The really humorous thing about Joe whole seafaring adventure is that this is quite likely the most traumatic, terrible experience of his entire adult life. He probably smells terrible by now, too. He'll come home and need months to recover, if he even recovers at all.
"This is why I didn't join the NAVY"
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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IM BUSKIN FOR THE SENIORS HEAR ME MOO

PRAYING THEIR NOT RUDE ENOUGH TO BOO

I'M IN MY CABIN DOWNING ALL THIS BOOZE

IM REALLY FUCKIN SICK OF THIS WHOLE CRUISE

That was hanging by a moment by life house. Erock what the fawk happened to dose guys? Were dey one of da one hit wonders? I threw godsmacks fawkin demo out da window.
 
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