Joe is hating every moment

[TorpidSloth]

Cruise ships are notorious for registering in places with no employment laws and paying the crew the lowest possible salary, but because the majority of them are from the third world it’s usually 5 times what they would make in their homeland. Not sure what money entertainers get but unless you’re a name I doubt it’s much better than what you’d get in the USA doing bars. For someone Joe’s age it’s a pretty gruelling life being a seafarer so it’s not shocking his body is feeling it and he is miserable.

His teeth are falling out from the stress and eating non GM food

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I just love that everyone knew this was a bad idea, even his friends, but Joe plowed full steam ahead. He always knows best.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

His teeth are falling out from the stress and eating non GM food

He is in desperate need of plantains #LowCarb #KetoJoe

 

[TorpidSloth]

He is in desperate need of plantains #LowCarb #KetoJoe

At this rate it'll have to be blended

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

 

[TorpidSloth]

STFU and enjoy the view.
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For some reason this reminded me of that movie the 13th Warrior

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's funny how none of these "pretty enthusiastic crowds" showed up in any of videos he's posted. So far they've ranged from "bored" to "disinterested" to "visibly annoyed."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

STFU and enjoy the view.
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Another beautiful image spoiled by his dumb fucking face and tattered rags.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Another beautiful image spoiled by his dumb fucking face and tattered rags.

How the hell is that Sons of Anarchy shirt still held together? I swear, it was old and worn out way back in the reddit days.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Notice he describes himself as a crew member instead of just a performer on a cruise. All this detailed mooing and he's still too embarrassed to reveal what his other tasks/chores on board are.

No matter what the duties explicitly stated in his contract are, he's still laying the tunes down day in and day out. Can't wait to pick this up on vinyl.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It shattered my ribs he still has to make a dig on Carol at the end. “My beautiful bride to be”… when JoeH? When is she going to be “wife material”? Scumbag prick haha.

 

[Nigger John]

Joe’s brother , that he called, is Ant from OnA.

 

[The Talking Dead]

from OnA.

Who?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im laughing at him trying to pump himself up. " Im a unicorn" they are lucky to have me. " Playing to a packed house". Now he thinks he has some kind of bargaining leverage. He is talking about the money being the same as at home but for half the time. Isnt that something he would have figured out/known before he even signed the contract? He is just making a bunch of excuses because its not the fancy european tour he thought it was and he is an idiot for even thinking that. So this cruise idea seems like its a "one and done" like we all thought it would be. He thinks the cruise is going to beg him do another contract because hes old like the passangers. He is just setting up his excuses. " They dont want to pay me what I deserve" ( He already has demands listed) " I make more at home" " Its a young mans game". I can only hope that he got caught being drunk on the job and he knows he isnt getting another job with them so he is trying to make it sound like its his idea not to do it anymore. At least he has that vitamin bottle of sand to remind him of his adventure.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

So you work three hours a day and strain to manage that?

If only you had any other marketable skills at all.

 

[The Talking Dead]

The main thing I take away from Joe's cruise ship odyssey is that I'd never want to go on one, as a worker or a passenger. I know it's almost exclusively old fucks that go on them but I still don't understand the appeal. Most old people don't want to end up in a retirement home but a cruise is essentially just a floating version of one with crappy entertainment. Why not just go on a proper vacation to somewhere good?

 

[SwampYankee]

First time in his life he has to work a regular job and regular hours and it is killing him. It gives me unbridled joy to know that after taxes and dental work he will actually lose money on the entire venture.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Being a guest on a cruise is a miserable experience after 4 days. Only an absolute retard would sign up for months of this monotony.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL "his agent". "I'll have you know that my client, Solo Joe Cue-mia, has performed cover songs on cruise ships for over DOZENS of people. We WILL NOT sign this new contract unless my client gets his own porthole". He's going to come home broken and absolutely exhausted.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Being a guest on a cruise is a miserable experience after 4 days. Only an absolute retard would sign up for months of this monotony.

When I was much younger I considered being a cruise ship bartender but decided not to since while it sounded cool wouldn’t be as good as expected. But at 64? Holy shit what a bum.