I think the 25 year old black lady that I’ve been talking to on Bumble might be a tranny

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Depends on how thin you slice 'em! Wait, I don't think that's the right punchline. I guess because it's cheap and addictive and in everything they consume.

 

[More Worser]

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Edit: didn’t realize I left her name and a small picture in. She’s only 5 foot tall so that’s a point in the female category for sure.

Yeah but the idea is to go for female humans.

 

[More Worser]

Contributed more to our society than Fatrick or the Cumia sisters. And for that I’d put it up her ass.

"Her"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"Her"

Rude and rude.

 

[New Name]

If you go on a date take her to a pool or pond. It's summer! She looks like she might be more of a pond girl. Then maybe you can check for a dead giveaway bulge.


If he does trick you just drag it into the deep end, they sink like stones

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

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Top one is definitely a female locker room and that stomach is very feminine. She’s 5 foot tall which makes me lean towards biological female.

That is fucking horrendous. I really can’t imagine kissing that and I’ve bagged some dogs before

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You've got a Patrice sized hole in your heart, and dick I guess

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

She’s a 25 year old black chick. Should I ask her if she’s an Opie and Anthony fan too? Or what her favorite era of Stern is? I’m sure she has a favorite flavor of Mountain Dew though.

Ask if she wants to play slave girl

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Let’s see how black she really is:

 

[Opesterino]

Let’s see how black she really is:
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when I ask the lady I am attracted to stuff like this she just ignores me.. I hate my life </3

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Congrats on the colored pen pal.

ME: THANK YOU!

 

[Meownaw]

ME: THANK YOU!

What's his name?
ZING!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

when I ask the lady I am attracted to stuff like this she just ignores me.. I hate my life </3

If it makes you feel better she didn’t respond yet. I’m just working my way up to asking her about stand-alone fruits. I could talk my way out of pussy with a naked broad for my own amusement. Part of me wants to ask if she likes watermelon for da bit but I don’t want to get banned.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What's his name?
ZING!

I just blocked you!
BACK TO OBSCURITY WITH YOU!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Part of me wants to ask if she likes watermelon

Come on, you know the answer. If you want to be subtler about it, ask what flavor of Arizona she likes best.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

If it makes you feel better she didn’t respond yet. I’m just working my way up to asking her about stand-alone fruits. I could talk my way out of pussy with a naked broad for my own amusement. Part of me wants to ask if she likes watermelon for da bit but I don’t want to get banned.

Great thread, would read again. I had a huge crush on a black girl with huge beefers when I was in grade 8. In fact it caused an irreconcilable rift between my best friend at the time since we both liked her and she was a newcomer to our school. Have never been actually with a black chick though.

Your girl has a great body, the face is a bit meh for me. But if she makes you hard, goo fa you. How many days have you been talking to her now? How long on average do you guys take to respond to each other? Are you in to meeting up with her? I ask that because if I wanted to meet up with her I would have exchanged numbers with her by now.

Oh and the stand-alone fruit might not get a response that satisfies our curiosity about whether she knows Owen or Ron&Fez; I would personally go with “do you have funny pronunciations for words” and bring up “bluuublurries” the way the Opester said it.

Good luck regardless, and I will be looking out for updates.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If it makes you feel better she didn’t respond yet. I’m just working my way up to asking her about stand-alone fruits. I could talk my way out of pussy with a naked broad for my own amusement. Part of me wants to ask if she likes watermelon for da bit but I don’t want to get banned.

Get pussy first, THEN start with the hilarious racist jokes.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Uh oh, I think I’m about to get an answer.

Penisectomy lol

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Top one is definitely a female locker room and that stomach is very feminine. She’s 5 foot tall which makes me lean towards biological female.

God damn she's got a bad case of man face though

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Great thread, would read again. I had a huge crush on a black girl with huge beefers when I was in grade 8. In fact it caused an irreconcilable rift between my best friend at the time since we both liked her and she was a newcomer to our school. Have never been actually with a black chick though.

Your girl has a great body, the face is a bit meh for me. But if she makes you hard, goo fa you. How many days have you been talking to her now? How long on average do you guys take to respond to each other? Are you in to meeting up with her? I ask that because if I wanted to meet up with her I would have exchanged numbers with her by now.

Oh and the stand-alone fruit might not get a response that satisfies our curiosity about whether she knows Owen or Ron&Fez; I would personally go with “do you have funny pronunciations for words” and bring up “bluuublurries” the way the Opester said it.

Good luck regardless, and I will be looking out for updates.

Great body? Slow down. If she had feminine waist to hip ratio then maybe there wouldn’t be so many tranny doubts.