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I literally have not had sex since 2019
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I'll one up all of yous.
I literally have not had sex since I was born.
Take that @CuntFucker and @johnnynoname .
I literally have not had sex since I was born.
Take that @CuntFucker and @johnnynoname .
you're not missing much....I'll one up all of yous.
I literally have not had sex since I was born.
Take that @CuntFucker and @johnnynoname .
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Doctor couldn't wait, huh?
Line of the day, sir.
Do you punch walls all day? Why have you not shot up a mall or something?I'll one up all of yous.
I literally have not had sex since I was born.
Take that @CuntFucker and @johnnynoname .
the only thing I could think of is that he's one of those people who only know sex from internet porn and just replaced that with the real thing?
that or autism?.....he could also be a liar...those are the 3 possible explanations
I pose the same question to you, 2010. Do you punch walls all day?
cause they haven't figured out shopping malls here yet. Niggas be selling their wares on carts. One kick and they break in half.
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I punch the back walls all day know what I mean? With my penis.
What's with punching walls? Do you do that? Must hurt your knuckles. I cut myself sometimes though.
Sex isn't that important to some people. I was a good looking chap when I was young and I never chased women. If a few of them didn't chase me I probably would be in the same boat as gassers
Why do you do that pal?
no-...I legitmately think I'm an aesexual.
What had happened is around the time I stopped things in my life changed and I had to help out people in my family leaving me very little time to date and all that....during this time I noticed that I really didn't miss having sex or dating all that much...so a month became a year. a year became a couple years.....a couple years became a decade
However- In fairness to myself I had had a lot of ugly sex...I say ugly because my "Body count" is filled with nothing but 5 and Solid 6's
EDIT: this picture was taken around the same time I was having any sort of sex...so, it's not like I couldn't get any....also, I wasn't a "Gymcel" so I had a good body and could actually talk to girls
True, I have never even held hands with a woman.
The physical sting helps me to distract the mental one.
It better be a clever "gay joke" btw
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Because you're ugly, right?
Man, I'm lashing out at everyone today. Even people I detest which isn't like me at all.
You ever see someone for mental health stuff or is that not possible where you live?